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Santo Domingo is a fun place in the month of December. We had been at the dock for three days discharging before the three of us got off. We were to fly out at 1200 the next day. So we secured an english speeking cabbie and headed for a hotel near the Playa. Rooms were ok, nothing special. Cabbie took us to an MP. I was interested in a very cute girl who was light skinned. Well the Chief was into a dark skinned girl and the Assistant was into my girl. The Assistant was from Costa Rica so he was under cutting me big time in spanish. He was doing it just because- he sucks. Well I had sealed a deal with her before the Toad Stool horned in. So I understood she and the dark skinned girl would be coming at 2200 to the. Hotel. We hauled ass back to the hotel to nap a. bit. Woke up at 1900 and called the cabbie to cancel the Chief's and my dates. I just had a bad feeling with the Troll around. The cabbie said the dark skinned women said ok, but mine was coming no matter what Around 2000 I meet the Chief and the Shit Head at the hotel bar. Well Shrimp Dick is telling women at the bar in spanish that I think they are all whores. Of course the women are mad with me. As 2130 rolls around I gather the Chief and start hoofing it for the Playa. In order to avoid the arrival of the MP girl. The Irritation is complaining about his feet and how the Playa is too far to walk. He had been drinking all day and was nearly passed out on his feet. We separated , I could hear him bitching all the way around the corner. The Playa was in full force. Live salsa band plenty of people. I danced with a pretty chica who as it turned out could not hold her liquor. She was cautioned by the police to calm down or be hauled off. Those cops don't mess around. They will take a rod to you and beat you senseless.. There were a lot of drunk dudes in the back of pick ups. The cops would take the rod to them if they moved. So I retired to a nice bar with good music. The waiter was a nice guy from Haiti. I was set up with a one eyed Haitian whore. She wanted to come with me to the hotel. We danced and I fed her beer. In the end I paid her 20 bucks to leave me alone. The street had calmed down and I went back to the hotel. In the morning as we are heading to the airport the Frog tells me he phucked my girlfriend the night before. I said no asshole you phucked a whore, did you use a rubber numb nuts? He said no he always goes bear back. I said right on. That was the second time.Toad pulled crap. He pissed off so many people in Iseral with his mouth that the cabbie (Holy Joe) said he would shoot the Toad in the face if he saw him in Israel again. Flying solo has proven to be much better experience for me.
Monger On
Moedog Out