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When I was a K*D my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.

I’m at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.

One day as I came home early from work… I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.”

One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.

The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.

I went to the doctor because I’d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

My cousin is gay; he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

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"If you dont think women are explosive,....drop one."

That was a good one. You might post some others in Fridays Jokes.

Very funny stuff.

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good ones thanks, but sort of sounds a little like Henny Youngman

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

Nope, those were Rodney Dangerfield. No respect...

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"All them women gonna make me,
teach 'em what they don't know how..." TMIB