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Funny/Scary Stuff....



The economy is so bad that...

- I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

- African television stations are now showing "Sponsor an American Ch*ld" commercials.

- I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the K*D behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

- CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

- My ATM gave me an IOU.

- A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

- I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

- I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.

- If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

- McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

- Angelina Jolie adopted a Ch*ld from America.

- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their Ch*ldren's names.

- My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

- A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

- Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

- A picture is now only worth 200 words.

- They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."

- When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

- The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

and finally...

- Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!

Wasn't the cowboy character Andy in Toy Story II modeled off of our late most excellent President, George W. Bush, the guy who "lost" that 1.5 trillion U.S. American greenbacks>>???

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

I am going to Asia for a month!

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Can you afford to buy a camera?

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

the economy is so bad.......that Cujo is going to start going to massage parlors

Ha....

Wait I'm confused.....don't you pay at MP's? *wink*

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Why yes I can. Thank you for asking. I scored a Canon DSLR, I have 3 lenses for it. A 35-80MM, 50MM, and a 70-300MM. However for you, I'll just shoot with my Kodak Disposable.

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The economy is so bad that...

GR wifes up in Sosua

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

The economy is so bad......

A Colombiana asked to borrow Cien until she can get back on her back!

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The economy is so bad that...

Spanky won't be posting any pics from his month long trip because he can't afford to get the film developed in his Kodak disposable.

Right, I'm too poor after buying all that gear.

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in DC, all the cabinet members have volunteered to pay their back taxes.

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

The economy is so bad that...

-HDR Colombianas are now accepting colones or $100 bills

-PR does chicas on GR's futon instead of springing for a room

-the standard RFM has gone up to 800.00 from 300.00

-El Silencioso only taking 15 trips this year instead of 20

-CiaoCiao has switched from half & half to 2% milk

-since nobody can afford to travel most visit CRT just to talk about the Jets

-KL chicas now actually consider Chilimike's 20.00 offers for 5 seconds before telling him to phuck off . . .

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

The economy is so bad that chicas are offering small penis discounts.

The economy is so bad that cute hookers will even proposition me:)

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Providing humanitarian assistance to self employed chicas, one cash grant at a time.

The economy is so bad, Martha Stewart collected food stamps.
The economy is so bad, Snoop Dogg started eating regular brownies.
The economy is so bad, Bill Maher started praying!

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