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answer is YES I have seen and done both . Learned the Pea Soup from my dad, who had it done to him while he was bartering at the Brat House, Lower State Street Madison Wi 1956-62 ( back when State Street was noting but bars side by side). Got the Milk DUD's from some Jar Heads I hung with for a while in the 70's- they learned it in Nam and like do that one all the time for no reason when we were drinking when ever there was anew person hanging with us for the night ( next day I always got blamed )

I like both because the victim does them self's in with there own thoughts on what they are seeing, which under any type of reasonable or rational thinking they should know is wrong.

The thumb one not only emptied out some bars, but had 3 hospital, 4 Sheriffs Dept and lots of Local Yoko's looking for the two of us one Halloween night night, WE had broke NO laws,including drunk driving to pull that off, but our local cop who thought it was funny as all get out, figured it it was me and my buddy. We were told to never do that again.

I just tell them that I clean toilets at the post office... in the Queen's English sorry JazzBo but that's a good one.

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

Oh swell, now there is going to be a run on Milk Duds and pea soup in San Jose. This will certainly drive up prices for these essential commodities.

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."

I haven't had an accurate, doubtless sincere compliment like this in a long time. Thanks, Brother--although you could have substituted PC World, The New Yorker, Harper's Magazine or a dozen others and been equally correct. Real life, real people are so messy, don't you think? Better to stick with the antiseptic printed page.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Tell them you are waiting for your friend and then you are going to Puchos

lol. I had to google that before I laughed.

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The sexiest part of the human body? The brain.

She: "Compania?"

Me: With a smirk on my face similar to this ( ) while pointing to my crotch - "Lo siento, pero no mas leche".

It really doesn't work, but it usually get's them laughing.

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"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex." – Edgar Wallace (English author) - then I must be a complete moron.

exactly, just like what happened with sugar cubes

A CRT bro told me this one and as he doesn't post, I thought I would as it's just too good...

This bro was sitting at the HDR restaurant bar next to a couple other gringos one morning when 2 chicas came in and starting working one of the gringos... Obviously not feeling it and still being pestered by the chica, he turns to her and says "Will you squeal like a 12 year old boy while I fu#k you in the ass"... The chica backed off and moved on...

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"Mongo only pawn in game of life"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3K6UmgJIOw

I just remind them that NO means the same thing in English and Spanish.

Vayase a la mierda.. That ought to do it.

PacoLoco has been known frequently to use... Soy GAY!

Berk....

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

how much do you charge him

"My amigo Locohombre will be joining me soon"

that usually works

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Beware of the DOG!

I usually tell them that I just had a session, or I am waiting for my novia who will be here soon.

Other times, it's not what I said...

A few times I got close to their face, then started coughing and hacking as if I was about to bring up a lung, and said 'me enfermo'. That usually
gets rid of them

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"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile, and the rest of us are phucked until we can put our acts together; not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely"...Hunter S. Thompson (RIP)