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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:41 pm 
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Has there ever been a Queen Maria????
If so ... when did she rien and where :?: :D

I can't speak on any queens named Maria but Empress Maria ruled Austria-Hungary for 40 years, and the currency with her picture on it (the Maria Theresa Thaler) was most likely the most common currency ever and is still used to this day:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Theresa_thaler

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The San Vito Sun Times
This weeks non-paying sponsore the Monkey Bar... "We are here so no none else can be"

Weather... hell if I know I am an Idiot :shock: Bring a shower cap just in case

Money... If you got any, lucky you... The ballony is in the craper :cry: I see an upswing soon :idea:

The News

Take a taxi at night
Do not pay up front... but there was some discustion on that point :?:
Del Ray Bartenders like cars and shopping,but not sex
Castillo is haunted :evil: :evil:
Spell out everything first for a perfect time with chica :shock: Use stick figues drawn on a napkin if you no speako spanisho :D
Esportemans... New faces behind the bar yet :shock:
Dunn Inn BK is tied up making pickle sandwiches .... construction comes to a halt :D :D
La Amistad... car got hit by the train last week... anyone hear it :D

A bit of a twist on trivia this week
How many post will Jassbro have by Larry Bird's next birthday


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The San Vito Sun Times
This weeks non-paying sponsore the Monkey Bar... "We are here so no none else can be"

Weather... hell if I know I am an Idiot :shock: Bring a shower cap just in case

Money... If you got any, lucky you... The ballony is in the craper :cry: I see an upswing soon :idea:

The News

Take a taxi at night
Do not pay up front... but there was some discustion on that point :?:
Del Ray Bartenders like cars and shopping,but not sex
Castillo is haunted :evil: :evil:
Spell out everything first for a perfect time with chica :shock: Use stick figues drawn on a napkin if you no speako spanisho :D


Esportemans... New faces behind the bar yet :shock:
Dunn Inn BK is tied up making pickle sandwiches .... construction comes to a halt :D :D
La Amistad... car got hit by the train last week... anyone hear it :D

A bit of a twist on trivia this week
How many post will Jassbro have by Larry Bird's next birthday


And the Pats got crushed by the Jets :D :D

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future weekly triv1a questions


1. What is the meaning of life?

2. Is there a God?

3. Do blondes have more fun?

4. What is the best diet?

5. Is there anybody out there?

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

7. What is love?

8. What is the secret to happiness?

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

10. How long will I live?

11. How far will $14.75 take you in CR?

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Started weeks ago in Last Post Wins , after a secret tribal vote by the Elite L.P.W Thread Private Invitation-Only Members X Club, LLC. it has been declared worthy to stand on it's own for the rest of the peons, non-paying chica members with stolen passwords and jealous novios to enjoy.

Tuesday update!
Desafortunadamente nada pero BAD news to report this week readers... :(
Florida is not living up to his responsibility of posting the weekly Monday updates and may be infected with Tico-time. :evil: Seahawk reports Europa 2000 has closed and it either was a great place or it sucked. :? AM Costa Rica has joined the CR media war against prostitution. :roll: The super-secret VIP private X section will not happen or maybe it already has, hell how will we ever know :?: Jmac's official opinion after his 1 trip years ago is that CR is now a shit-hole. :x Member formerly known as DingDong and Berk are on a rampage and planning to have a duel at sunset with ID's civil war pistols. :lol: Orange may be on his way to Canada to whip some young ass that reportedly needs to learn some manners. :shock: Circus reportedly had a dream, or a vision, or a hallucination. :o Karin is reported to be on a Vegas honeymoon threesome with her newfound gringo love and father-in law. :twisted: Instead of rice at the wedding 1 dollar bills were thrown. :P Berk is lobbying for the downtrodden newbies that hate CR even though they've never been, non paying member equality and raising the minimum age requirement for membership. :) Lunch at Cafe Mundo is reportedly very good, cost 30 bucks and the waiters might be gay (they should be gay and licking our balls under the table for a 30 dollar lunch in CR :lol: ) LK reports Latina-Network.com only answers emails once/month. :roll: Greengo posted some practical advice but we are still trying to translate. :? JYD's family thinks Colombia is dangerous and are worried for his safety. :shock: Many VIP members are apparently illiterate phucking morons that can't read the VIP newsletter or follow simple directions causing Admin1 to pull out what little hair he has left. :evil: After taking direct hits on several fronts one expat member is throwing in the CR toalla and calling it quits. :cry: :oops:

According to this weeks scientific polls: :arrow: CR real estate prices may or may not be taking a nosedive, CR tourism may or may not be down and CR STD rates affect somewhere between 1% and 100% of the population. :!:

This week's trivia question :idea: : Who is EsposoDeBarbie? 8)

Hasta la semana próxima y Puta Vida! :D


The first post :D and a good one

Trivia are there really 1000 sheets on a roll of scott TP

Wait news first :D :D

The San Pablo Herald
O Phuck there is no news... :shock:

:D :D :D :D


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:43 pm 
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Californicationdude wrote:
future weekly triv1a questions


1. What is the meaning of life?

2. Is there a God?

3. Do blondes have more fun?

4. What is the best diet?

5. Is there anybody out there?

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

7. What is love?

8. What is the secret to happiness?

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

10. How long will I live?

11. How far will $14.75 take you in CR?


1 by 1

#1 Have as much fun as you can
#2 maybe ... but think out side the crapper
#3Yes
#4Beer and pizza
#5 There must be... it goes a long way
#6 Fred G. Sandford
#7 Thats a trick question :D
#8 Do what makes you happy... or see #7
#9 What do you think
#10 Till the end
#11 Three days of bliss and a case of the clap :shock:


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:59 am 
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we have a winner!

but seriously, thanks for the editors hard work on this topic...one of the best!



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1. What is the meaning of life? - 42 and don't forget your towel...

2. Is there a God? - Which God as there are over 5200 separate deities worshiped around the world today... But to answer your question, no...

3. Do blondes have more fun? - In my experience, yes...

4. What is the best diet? - Vegan...

5. Is there anybody out there? - Yes, and they send their regards...

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? - Brianna Frost...

7. What is love? - Love = ((Time + Money) / Number of times you get phucked per week)

8. What is the secret to happiness? - finding twin asian sisters who are horny for you all the time

9. Did Tony Soprano die? - No, cause you can still see him on the reruns...

10. How long will I live? - Only the shadow knows...

11. How far will $14.75 take you in CR? - Backpacker, right???

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THE PURISCAL REFORMER

This weeks sponsore The Highway Athority of Costa Rica
" Our roads are mosty open and safe"

Money... down all week with a small gain on friday... due to places not taking the new 20 mil

Weather it is raining .... thats why the roads are just fine :D :shock:

The News

Vegas Bob goes to the bank 13 times over $9.18
The rules at CB1 is getting some chat.. Can you still bang piasas :?:
MG soon to start the 2014 SEA roll call soon
Speakno asks if he should shut up... hell no I need stuff to write about
ID is pissed that after 47 years in San Jose he still gets the gringo price :D
The Pits of Jax has some personal ads that are fitting of the fine town :D :D
Sousa: watch out for the sliding doors at the NG
Has PR pulled out of GR or is that CR is in PR or :? :? but you can buy the DVD :shock:
What is it called?... Paco looks in the window? ... Your balls are OK? ... Spanky Pukes?.. Impalain Rising?

Food
La Palmas gets a four star review from Dean :D

Travel
The click on the plane game is fun...

No Triva .... just a question to make you think :?: :?:
If you're knees bent the other way? what would a chair look like :?: :?: :?:


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About knees--the movies The Arrival and District 9 have aliens with backwards-bending knees. Haven't seen either. BTW camelids appear to but that is actually their ankle joint--besides it would be beastly difficult to get them to sit in a chair, nasty buggers that they are.

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The news... It wrote it self this semana :D
Donde mi Drank :D
weather... getting dark
Money.... hide gold
Travel... new highway all is good :shock:
TV... dunn inn had a porno of spanky
trivia :D
full moons all have names know any?


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full moons all have names know any?

Thanks for the mental stimulation, but the question arises--What name in which language? For an explanation of that cryptic question, see this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_moon#Full_moon_names

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Back Per Many Requests, and I am not sure how this is gonna fly :shock:
But you have to break some eggs to make a pizza :?: regardless of the color of the cheese :roll:

THE GOLFITO FREE PRESS

This weeks sponsore BIMBO, give us a try, just like Wonder bread, nothing to it!

Weather ... Lots of rain, and a killer landslide very sad :(

Money... The Baloney was up most of last week, told you so

Estportes ... PR had a rotten cheese sandwitch last week :D

The news, and there aint much
VB may have to cut into his chicas meager pay , so he can upgrade his cable

Some guy was all proud of outing the Cubbs shill only to find out the place is not that bad :D

Great joke about fishing in Costa Rica in Fridays jokes, oldie but good

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The subject is trip reports
There are some good ones, others are like sure sure Pal
Some guys want all the details down to price and phone numbers, others like to know about side trips, lodging,and food, some like a mix of both :idea:
Recently I have seen bitching in trip reports? Ranging from I do not like that type of women, this is posted in the wrong place, and spelling errors
This is going on on other sites as well, check out ISOC for the smelly pu*sy capper :D
Sure some TRs are pure BS, but when a long time poster gets his thong :shock: in a bunch well you know
Just my thoughts this week... Smoke if you got them.. carry on

One other thing as we get close to the holiday season. If you are planing a trip soon cut back on the VS stuff and bring note books pencils or a simple toy, or bring your favorita FOOD shopping you might help someone in a good way :D

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:33 pm 
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Popcorn is called maízpop :lol: :mrgreen:
Trip reports- What's with gringo clowns showing up in countries without doing any research first :roll: :roll:
Will chicas accept colonies for propinas :?: :idea: :wink:

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