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A great source of jokes especially wordplay such as Brother DiegoC's take on the Serenity Prayer, is this:

http://wordcraft.infopop.cc/eve/forums/ ... 3171027005

You may have to register but it's free and THE place for those of us invested in the muscularity, majesty and expansive playfulness of the English language.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

i was under the impression we should learn Spanish, now, you are advocating English

If you know what the "serenity prayer" is.....we KNOW where you've BEEN!



You still here???

Hasn't Mrs. SQUIDFACE found out she is Mrs. LOCOHOMBRE by now? ...and banned you from your computers???

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

Must be at the office
Working with twenty people on the pina's r us project

no clue to what you refer to, Squidface doesn't paint to good of a vision is your senality still intact Maybe you and ID can go in together on a truckload of Depends

So in other words your CLUE - LESS

We already knew that

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Beware of the DOG!

shouldn't you be studying for your GED exam

Was gonna ask you for help but you said you failed it 7 times, right?

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well yea, but that was because i was doing your ex doggie style on the beach and i was dreaming of her the next day at the exam next time i'm just gonna ask her for a blurrrrrrrrrrrrr job

A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him.

The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his seat mate.

"Hey, bitch," says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and soda, and make it snappy!"

The FA looks annoyed, but walks on. A minute later, she walks back up the aisle, and the parrot pipes up again:

"Dammit, you lazy whore, where's my whiskey? Hurry it up!"
Visibly flustered, the FA hurries up the aisle and returns quickly with the parrot's drink.

Impressed with the parrot's technique, the man decides to get some quick service for himself.

"Hey, slut," says the man, "get me a dry martini. And don't drag your sorry ass - I want it right now...!"

The FA turns red with anger and runs to the front of the plane. In a moment she returns with the First Officer and two burly male flight attendants.

The crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot, jerk open the emergency door, and hurl them both out of the airplane at 20,000 feet.

As the two hurtle out the door, the parrot says to the man, "Ya know, for someone who can't fly, you got a lotta balls."

The best joke of all time!!!!!!!



Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.

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what are you laughing at, did you see yourself in the mirror

No its just this late summer breeze here on the shores of [ a certain New England] river make me very giddy

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Beware of the DOG!

Note to self, no good deed goes unpunished. Thought would help out with BB57's operation, sent a check, stupid me, had personal information on it, oh well