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I really need more of these sayings.

Me: "No sexo with you".
"Why?"
"Because you look exactly like my sister"

Me: "Culito! Culito! Culito!"

Me: "Cien."
"okay"
"No you pay cien for me."

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The sexiest part of the human body? The brain.

She: You need company

Me: yes you buy me drink please, me thirsty, me hungry

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BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home

Me. Lo siento mi amor, yo no tengo mas dollares...

She. Chao...

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"Mongo only pawn in game of life"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3K6UmgJIOw

Its more how you say it than what you say. These little darlings sense newbie-weakness from across the building.

But its good to be very direct and to the point and don't over explain.

"Baby, thank you, thanks for asking but I don't want company today". That is simple and to the point.

"Baby, gracias! mucho gracias! pero yo no quiero compañía hoy."

Her friends will see the interaction and you don't want her to be embarrassed so smile and act like your telling her great news. Your confident and easy but firm body language will allow her to smile back and keep moving .

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

She has to sign a disclaimer saying it is consentual, because I like it really rough!!

real simple in the HDR: "He estado vivido en San Pedro para 5 anos". ("I have been living in San Pedro for 5 years") 90% of the time that is sufficent for them to walk away without saying another word. If they still are hanging around, I add; "y mi novia vive conmigo y es muy celosa. Tal vez la conoces, ella trabaja aqui". ("and my girlfriend lives with me and is very jealous. Maybe you know her, she works here.") Never had one stick around after that.

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

I think you have a lot of class Icantstayaway. I mean that sincerely. You have given a very good suggestion of the appropriate way to do what, from time to time, needs to be done.

But if they don’t take the hint, one may consider the expulsion of a particularly noxious-abdominal gas, e.g. a raunchy fart. That should do the trick. It may also kill flying insects. Just goes to show you I have no class.

Tap your left elbow with your right hand, point to yourself and say"Es verdad". That'll at least discourage the Colombianas...or so I'm told. Especially when combined with the release of raunchy internal gaseous effluents Brother DiegoC mentioned--just remember which ass-cheek to lift--don't want to knock a neighboring Brother off his bar stool.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

SHE: ¿Quieres compañía?
ME: No gracias, espero a mi novia.

This almost always works; but the problem is, if it's the truth and you're naturally the honest type, it also works pretty well for chicas that you don't find the least bit annoying and with whom you'd like to spend some time. A couple of times I've thought about lying and saying, "Soy turista." Somehow, however, that hasn't struck me as a very productive option.

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It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money--Tom T. Hall
No man is a failure who is enjoying life--William Faulkner

Yes, I agree the dishonestity can sometimes come back to bite you in the ass, but this hobby is basically built on dishonesty. I would only use this when I really wanted to get rid of a pest, and would never use it with one I was interested in. Also since I used the HDR as an example, for me this is no problem since I have not pulled a chica from there in over 3 years. If I did find one that I was interested in, and she had heard (from a former pest) that I said I had a live-in Novia, I would just point out to her that "mi espanol no es buy bien! Pienso que ella no me comprendio corecto! Dije que quisiera encontar un chica para ser me novia y vivi conmigo"!! Yes another lie but!! all is fair in love, war, and P4P!! And NO, I do not totally feel that way but close!!

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

Got it, my new answer.

Soy un buen amigo de BangBang57.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

jajajajaja!! And that my friend just might be the worst possible response in the REY

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

Kind of an inside joke on that "I live in San Pedro" thing. Care to explain further for us ignoranti?

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

No inside joke!! just that many many of the chicas in the HDR and to a lesser degree in the SL, do not want to "waste" their time talking to a gringo that lives here especially one that has lived here for several years. Long time resident equates to 'much time for little money'; whereas first time visitor (newbie) equates to 'quick, easy "cien" Not always the case, but the way most hardcore pros look at it And, yes, I have lived in San Pedro for almost 5 years A live-in novia--no way

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!