POSTCOUNT .........POSTSCRIPT...2010 PHOENIX RISING 3000 POSTS OMFG!!!!

Yeh Yeh...thank you thank you...
anyway, In celebration of attaining my milestone and in "reverence" to my betters who are above me on the list... thought we might have some fun.....
There are 16 guys ahead of me on the CRT all time rankings.
I have met all of these miscreants... (save one)
LET's PLAY CRT Mega-poster Match GAME!!!Match the CRTer with more posts than me with a "tidbit" of "info" about them you may know.
(PS.. may have took artistic licenseon these "tidbits" ...just to tell you... everythig here is IMHO

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Sounds like fun, right?

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Match the monger with the number. Yes we include FLORIDA despite the
EPIC FAIL of Admin1 on that one so here goes....
You can chose from:
Irish Drifter, PacoLoco, Orange, MuchoGusto, JazzboCR, ElCiego, Spanky, Florida, Cujo's, Prolijo, Witling, El Silencioso, Quickbluefox, VegasBob, Getrhythm, Californicationdude
1. He enjoyed watching me get a weenie wash on his fishing boat out of Flamingo as much as he enjoyed getting his own weenie wash in the parking lot of the Hard Rock Casino in Ft Lauderdale.
MUCHO GUSTO2. You know he has entered the Hotel Del Rey because you hear the deafening sounds of chicas slapping at their elbows.
Jazzbo3. He's the only guy we've ever encountered that stands by his claim that he can come 12 times a day.
TOO EASY..... QBF4. His claim to fame was dropping his drawers and getting upon the stage at Arcadas and doing a boogie down Village People MACHO MAN! dance to the horror of his fellow mongers
SPANKY5. He is younger and cooler, has more game, speaks better spanish, plants more seeds than anyone else on this board but is still willing to chill and watch you bang a chica on his bed in his room at the SL.
CUJO6. At the 2007 CRT Anniversary party he got so much stinky poosie squished in his face that he reportedly lost his eyesight to the massive herpes infection that followed!
El Ciego7. He is the true monger's monger...never falls in love, does more chicas in a trip than most guys, was a celebrity at ZB back in its golden days. Now he's a a semi pro porn star who's DVDs sell on the internet...currently living "the life" in the northern coast of the dominican republic. alsothe first to have the courage to say..."Costa Rica Sucks"
GET RHYTHM8. He was a guy you could hang out with at the HDR tables and spend the night cracking for hours on end up at his zany observations and humor.
Vegas Bob9. He imported one of the hottest Calenas I have ever met in my life... this girl stops traffic...and then dumped her to hang with Redman69
CALIFORNICATIONDUDE10. He reportedy went down on the Haitiana I barebacked on my birthday the evening that FOLLOWED and complained she had a "salty pineapple" taste to her

(PS to DonRico..JUST A JOKE!! DB!!) HAS TO BE
PACO LOCO11. His posts are very thorough, he's always careful to look at all angles of a question, sometimes in agonizing and excruciating detail...
PROLIJO12. He is the king of the non-mongering post, including one very memorable one about drinking his own pee!

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13. He is my goomba from NYC and also proved everyone wrong who ever said, "You can't turn a whore into a housewife"
ORANGE14. He is always right and when he's not right he will never admit he's wrong.
IRISH DRIFTER also known to the author as Irate Disser15. He is known endearingly as "Uncle" by many of the old timers here on the board.
WITLING16. He is forever caught under the billy-goat curse.
that would be ME !! El SilenciosoGood Luck!
Winner gets to MC the CRt official LocoHombre fairwell ROAST!
