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HolaB
 Post subject: Another Dear Abby
PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:40 pm 
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Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Paducah, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Bowling Green. One of my sisters lives in Taylorsville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Louisville.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three Ch*ldren.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute, who currently lives in Lexington. She is still a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin from Ashland, who is a Obama supporter?

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 Post subject: Re: Another Dear Abby
PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:45 pm 
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Now thats funny :D
I sure didn't know where that one was going.

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 Post subject: Re: Another Dear Abby
PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:38 pm 
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Great joke.
Now the protests start.........................

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 Post subject: Re: Another Dear Abby
PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:17 pm 
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I wasn't aware we changed the rules to allow political posts? Next thing you know some asshole will be bringing cookies to the girls and making them fat.
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 Post subject: Re: Another Dear Abby
PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:44 pm 
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A tired old wheeze updated. I think this "joke" was formulated when John Adams was President. So it goes.

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 Post subject: Re: Another Dear Abby
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:52 am 
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JazzboCR wrote:
A tired old wheeze updated. I think this "joke" was formulated when John Adams was President. So it goes.



Jazz, are you from Paducah :?: :P
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 Post subject: Re: Another Dear Abby
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:55 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Another Dear Abby
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 Post subject: Re: Another Dear Abby
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:28 pm 
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The joke is not only old, but the subject is interchangeable. I hate to think what the country would be like had McCain won.
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" but the subject is interchangeable "

maybe that is what make a good joke over time, we can stick in our friends or enemies into the punch line, depending on the time/place and how much beer we had, and get laugh among our friends- or a riled up a non-friend.

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