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Mucho your new Del Rey chica program hasnt been upgraded in a while Looks like I need to go down and get you some actual #s to use. Stand by for info overload

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Oh please, please CrackerAss, please come to MDE with us. You will just love it there.

MG do you have the stats for say.. 2PM?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Sure. For 14:00 hours - On the odd years, just multiply the number given x .837, then divide by 1.07, add .63 percent and then multiply x Pi R squared. On the even years, do the same thing, but at the end of the equation, you'd multiply x Pi R squared to the 3rd power and divide by 234.7 - Should be pretty accurate. If this doesn't work, just break out your abacus!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

*Midpoint formula: [(x2 + x1) ÷ 2], [(y2 + y1) ÷ 2]

Let u = x2. Then substitute
u for every x2 in the equation. *In this case available chicas on Sunday, Mon, Tues*

u2 - 9u + 8 =0

Factor.

(u - 8 )(u - 1) = 0

Utilize the principle of zero. *In this case for chances of a bad performer, cause ur a tool*


u - 8 = 0, u - 1 = 0
u = 8 , u = 1

Now substitute x2 for u and
solve the equations. *For available chicas that still won't have sex with you.*

x2 = 8, x2 = 1
x = ±SQRT(8), x = ± 1
x = ±2 (SQRT(2))

x = ±2 (SQRT(2)), ±1


Tada

If that don't clear it up, nothing will


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Great formula Cujo, however I have a question. My root does not seem to be square, it is more a cylindrical shape. Would I need to factor in pi in that case? And would that refer to hair pi?
How can sex with Del Rey chicas be so complcated? I used to just show up with money and a smile

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."

D = root diameter, L = root length

d = depth of pi (hair), v = volume of liquid

Let s = 1 - (2*d/D)

Then v = L * (D/2)^2 * (acos(s)-(s*sqrt(1-s^2)))

This will change if you actually get a hard-on....


Soy un ingeniero

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

MG
Are those figures based on Del Rey years????
That may throw off Cujos math

Should I take a cab to get to the monkey bar from the rey???

Is the holiday inn chica friendly

What is the best high end strip club

I plan to change my money by bagage claim

WTF

Enough.

mh

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mh

should I shave my balls
should I bump threads

LocoHomo

Whatever floats your boat sissyboy its a free country

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Beware of the DOG!

thats true, but this is a well monitored board

Actually a good point (for once) LH...

what would your novia in CR say about you bumping balls?

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

83.7% of all statistics are bullshit

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This also may be helpful Anunt


V = r * t

to determine velocity of thrusts needed for satisfactory session

V = velocity
r = rate quoted from target chica
t = total time spent on cell phone before initiating contact

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Enzo

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