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 Post subject: Mixed Emotions
PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:53 pm 
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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.


The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.


She said: Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis.

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 Post subject: Re: Mixed Emotions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:48 am 
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The classic example is watching your detested mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.

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 Post subject: Re: Mixed Emotions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:19 am 
JazzboCR wrote:
The classic example is watching your detested mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.

:? :? i didn't think you were married :? :?


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:30 pm 
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LocoHombre wrote:
JazzboCR wrote:
The classic example is watching your detested mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.

:? :? i didn't think you were married :? :?

Now here's a screaming irrelevancy for you, but no, I've never been.

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 Post subject: Re: Mixed Emotions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:46 pm 
JazzboCR wrote:
LocoHombre wrote:
JazzboCR wrote:
The classic example is watching your detested mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.

:? :? i didn't think you were married :? :?

Now here's a screaming irrelevancy for you, but no, I've never been.

:| :| just sayin, didn't know if you were stating your own opinion, or the opinion of others :| :|


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 Post subject: Re: Mixed Emotions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:30 pm 
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Now, THAT is thought provoking!

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 Post subject: Re: Mixed Emotions
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:02 pm 
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I feel your pain Loco I feel your Pain. Makes you want to put on the old boxing gloves and hit the bag in the Gym real hard!!!


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:43 pm 
Zunbake3 wrote:
I feel your pain Loco I feel your Pain. Makes you want to put on the old boxing gloves and hit the bag in the Gym real hard!!!

:D :D thanks Brother, i'm glad somebody gets it :D


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:03 pm 
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Zunbake3 wrote:
Makes you want to put on the old boxing gloves and hit the bag in the Gym real hard!!!
I'd rather hit Jazzbro's mother-in-law and his new car :?

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 Post subject: Re: Mixed Emotions
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:21 pm 
PacoLoco wrote:
Zunbake3 wrote:
Makes you want to put on the old boxing gloves and hit the bag in the Gym real hard!!!
I'd rather hit Jazzbro's mother-in-law and his new car :?

:| :| no can do, Jazzbo has never been married, and he is still researching cars in the WSJ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: plus he is probably saving money so he can buy a condo next to ID :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:38 pm 
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Mixed Emotions-
not enough bandwidth in the complex for both of them :D


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 Post subject: Re: Mixed Emotions
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:52 pm 
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OK then 3 more facts about me: It's been 25 years since I've owned a car (I'm one of my mother's truckers), no plans to move to CR (no Espanol and damned little self-control--though I'd be honored to call Brother ID, "Neighbor") and I've never had the least impulse to own real estate (a 42-year-old trailer on leased ground suits me just fine). Sport on, my Bruddahs!

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