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CR is no different than most 3rd world and emerging market countries when it comes to crime, law & order... The law is enforced selectively and it's in your best interest to stay as far away from the law as possible as involving them will always cost you $$$...

BTW, Chuck Norris has turds that are meaner than Steven Segal...

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No sure you guys got the joke. 8ball and I were mocking the fact that Steven Segal visited Costa Rica last month, where he requested to be appointed a "honorary member of Costa Rica's police"
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/entertainmen ... costa-rica

Take any typical member of any US Special Ops group and they will give you clear evidence what punks these H'wood types really are. Recommended viewing is the movie JVCD--that guy knows what he is and mocks the myth.

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CR is no different than most 3rd world and emerging market countries when it comes to crime, law & order... The law is enforced selectively and it's in your best interest to stay as far away from the law as possible as involving them will always cost you $$$... ......................................SO True a good smile a nod and keep walking !

1) Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom with HDR chicas. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2) If a chica is late, that is just what they call chica time. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down
3) Chicas can send RFM's but Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
4) One day Chuck Norris walked down the Avenida Central with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
5) Chuck Norris never looks both ways before he crosses Avenida 2... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
6) Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against El Ciego.
7) Crime does not pay - unless you're an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
8 ) Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
9) They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10) Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
11) When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
12) Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
13) Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
14) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Great post, Brother Prolijo. "...holds air hostage..."--loved that one.

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LOL

Prolijo, spilled my coffe laughing on those,.....

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TW, that's the Latin way (we're phucked up for a reason!). In Cuba is even worst, they make laws in a "as needed" base. General Ochoa was excuted for a crime which didn't carry the death penalty and according to the Cuban constitution, any Cuban who adquires another nationality loses the Cuban one but they require us to travel to Cuba with a Cuban passport. Of course, they charge an arm and a leg for that one and have to be renwed every two years!
Welcome to the third world!

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