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The Deaf Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has Cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is Deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed That a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that
He might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper About his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where
The $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.'

The attorney, using sign language, asks the Bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: 'I Don't know what you are talking about.'

The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he Doesn't know what you're talking about.'

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the Bookkeeper's' temple and says, 'Ask him again!'

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't Tell him!'

The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The Money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's Backyard in Queens !'

The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, What'd he say?'

The attorney replies: 'He says you don't Have the balls to pull the trigger.'


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