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I don't know dick about this but LT's bust prompts this Thread: Who's your best player at each position for this team during or after their careers (LT doesn't count--I'm only looking for serious felonies incurring serious prison time).
Can I start with Mercury Morris? OK y'alls turn.

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Mercury Morris he does not even make the 1st team

ok, here is my 1st Team...

at QB, who else but MICHAEL VICK

RB. Gotta start with OJ SIMPSON (still in jail) and LAWRENCE PHILLIPS... Travis Henry would make High dishonorable mention...

WR. Best I could come up with were two recent jailbirds.... RAE CARRUTH (still in jail for murder) and toss upo for the 2nd spot between DONTE' STALLWORTH and MICHAEL IRVIN

TE. MARK CHMRUA (OF COURSE A LOWLY PACKER)

at Center. who else but Mr. I got too stoned to play i the Super Bowl... BARRETT ROBBINS

the Guards. NATE (busted with 213 lbs. then 175 lbs of weed) NEWTON.. and of course TODD (Steroids on 60 minutes) Steussie.

at Tackle. JUSTIN (run myself into a tanker truck) STRZELCZYK and BRYANT "Love Boat" MCKINNIE

the defense 1st team...

on the D Line

1st 2 are easy.... both ex Bears... ALONZO (looney tunes) SPELLLMAN and TANK "my house is a munition dump" JOHNSON at the other 2 spots, I will go with DEXTER "Crack" MANLEY and DARRELL "Extacy" RUSSELL.

at LB, no all criminal tea would be complete without RAY LEWIS at MLB. and LAWRENCE TAYLOR on one side... I think an appropriate 3rd to join these 2 jokers would be BILL ROMANOWSKI. if the rules of this thread are you don't count LT.. the 3rd Linebacker would be JOEY "Shot in the ass" PORTER

in the defensive backfield, lets start with moron # 1 ADAM "PACMAN" JONES. he would be joined at the other CB spot by Fred "Sex Cruise" Smoot

at Strong saftey gotta go with GENE "Firebomb " ATKINS.... and at Free safety... DWIGHT "busted for phucking in Public" SMITH


the coach... who else.. he coached a LOT of them... JIMMIE JOHNSON

any disagreements ??????

See, now this is a Brother that really knows his football. But can't whole or nearly-whole teams qualify? How about the Cinncinatti Bengals or some of those Raiders teams?--and doesn't that put Al Davis in the mix somehow?

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Excellent work my Chicago Buddy!

How about the famous HOF GB Packer Paul Horning. Did he not sit out "suspended" an entire season for illegal gambling on games during the prime of his career? Otherwise I think your list is beyond argument!

Bill

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Good list indeed...


Didn't Eugene Robinson of the Falcons get busted with a prostitute in South Beach the day before the Super Bowl?


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Good list, except I do not remember Ray lewis ever getting in trouble


BKTUNA/Boyd

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He was charged with manslaughter in connection with the knifing death of two men in Atlanta after the 2000 Superbowl game.

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but wasn't convicted, correct

Yea...who was his lawyer btw, I could use him



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http://dalockerroom.com/index.php/2009/ ... -football/

Maybe NFL is trying to compete with the scumbags in the NBA

http://dalockerroom.com/index.php/2009/ ... asketball/

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I forgot about the knifing deal

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I didn't remember that one, but it did happen like you said.

I can't say that makes him a bad guy, at least from the general point of view on this board. He could have easily picked up some chicas in South Beach but instead decided to "pay a chica to leave" that night.

His real mistake was stupidity in not finding a better way to hook that up.

Super Bowl XXXIII: Eugene Robinson's prostitution scandal added to Dan Reeves' Miami blues

Dan Reeves had just brushed his teeth, dressed for bed, and prepared to turn in early the night before Super Bowl XXXIII. He was hoping a good night's sleep would be the start of changing his luck after being part of three losing Super Bowls played in Miami.

Then the phone rang.

"Well, I didn't get a lot of rest," recalled Reeves, then the head coach of the Atlanta Falcons.

That infamous night of Jan. 30, 1999, Atlanta safety Eugene Robinson, a man who that morning had received the Bart Starr Award for being a person of high moral character, was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover police officer.

By morning, no one was talking about the 14-2 Denver Broncos with the NFL's leading rusher, Terrell Davis, or that it could be John Elway's last game. The arrest became the overriding theme of the game.

"You can never measure how much that affected our football team, but there's no question it was a distraction," Reeves said.

That morning, Elway and offensive lineman Mark Schlereth were having breakfast when a security guard told them the news.

"If I'm completely honest, I was like, 'Oh well. Looks like we won this game,' " Schlereth said. "How do you do that to your football team? "

Reeves left it up to Robinson whether he wanted to play . Robinson played, but it was clear the Broncos would try to take advantage of him.

They went right at Robinson. A second-quarter pass to Rod Smith caught him out of position. Smith ran right by Robinson for an 80-yard touchdown. The Broncos won 34-19.

"Did we attack that guy? Absolutely," said Schlereth, now at ESPN.

Reeves said Atlanta's offense, which failed to score inside the red zone three times, was more to blame than Robinson and the defense. Either way, the game added to his list of Super Bowl losses in Miami, once as a Dallas running back and twice as an assistant to Cowboys coach Tom Landry.

"There's not a good memory about any Super Bowl I ever played in Miami," Reeves said, laughing.

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That undercover police officer was my next door neighbor.

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was she good looking would you do her

yes, dexter manley should be on the team....and how about nominating the current owner of the deadskins, danny boy snyder, for his actions/orders for fans bearing signs of protest to be beaten and arrested.

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