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I have been planning my trip to san jose costa rica for months. and finally the day has arrived tonight is my flight i am thinking of not going. ive read the girls are ugly, not to par, ive read that the girls are mechanical im a 31 year old male, i do get pu*sy in the usa. it seems san jose is good for older divorced men. can someone please give me the inside scoup. my friend is going to go alone, and we have booked sportsman lodge for our rooms. ive done all the research bought the videos, read the manuals but it seems that costa rica is whatever. i love young colombian and brazilian girls with big implants and big fat assess . someone help me seriously i have decided to stay home.

Come on man, give us a break. Just get on the plane, go down there, tear the place up, form your own opinion. Then you can join the "CR Sucks" or "CR Rocks" club as you see fit.

Have fun discovering CR!

mh

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If you come to San Jose with that mind set it will be a self fulling prophecy. Unless you are willing to have an open mind during your stay then save the money and stay home.

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may I have your ticket?

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Dude, really??
Don't they say that opinions are like assholes?? Everyone has one. right?
Why would you let strangers decide your trip? Whats the worst that can happen, that you don't go back?
Let me put it to you this way, it probably won't be what you're expecting, but it won't let you down. You already have the tickets and the room, just bite the bullet and you won't regret it.
Don't know what else to say....

Stop whining like a little bitch and get on the phucking plane for chrissakes! I'm not saying this to offend you. I'm just giving you a little "tough love". But 2 posts, and both of them are basically the same. It's almost like you're LOOKING for an excuse NOT to go.

If you go down there with that "tail-between-your-legs" attitude, the chica's will eat you alive. You got the money - you're in charge. From what you said about loving latina's with big asses and big implants ? Hell, you're gonna be in heaven! JUST DO IT !!! I got a feelin that you'll be booking your next trip to CR before you get on the plane home!

Let us know how it all works out...

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

I love CR, I'm 34. Lots of big fake boobs and big asses everywhere. I know lots of guys my age and younger who have a ball. Actually, I think being younger is an advantage, the chicas may be more attracted to you. This may result in better service. But you won't know unless you see it first hand.

I'm 34 - leaving tomorrow morning. See you there...

Stay Home
Burn your CRT card and go to Sosua...
I wish I was on a plane to San Jose tonight

I know a couple Colombiana's that are exactly what you are looking for................and you can play the back nine as many times as you want.

If you want to meet them......................... the first thing to do is get on the plane.

Brother CRYahoo2010--You've done 2 things so far that are very right--joined us AND booked at the sweet spot, the SL. Hang at the bar, asking everybody you meet any question you want. Especially helpful will be the Happy Hours. Doubt you'll find any Brazillians in CR but the Colombianas and Dominicanas sure 'nuff are plentiful, mostly at the HDR/KL.
If you don't give CR and yourself a shot, you'll be full of regrets for a long time. A few times here, then if your Spanish is strong, expand your horizons to Sosua (DR) and Medellin (Colombia). Welcome to the good life.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

When you get old, you won't have regrets of what you've done, but what you haven't done. Add a trip to CR to what you've done. Even if you just spend all your time at the bar at the SL, you'll meet nice bartenders and some good people on your side of the bar. You may be surprised what you find when you open new horizons.

I'm 30 and had a blast... plenty of bomb looking breezies all over.,7's,8's,9's and a handful of 10's. If you mind that the older guys have prolly already banged the young hot chicas you try to hire and that messes with you somehow.. stay home...give me your ticket...But if you stick with your plans and go down.. the older gentlemen on the sight and on the ground are an asset...I have learned a lot from this board about life and women in general not just CRticas.. The actual value of having wiser more experienced gentlemen in CR is in your benefit not something to frown upon. Or to talk shit about...
Take advantage buy a few guys some beers and learn of their experience. When you get to the SL meet mellissa one of the bartenders.. She super cool and cute.. tell her what type of girls you like and ask her if she knows someone like that.. She introduced me to one of the hottest chicas I meet on my trip.. (still regret not pulling the trigger)

Listen before I went to CR I had a few gringas in my rotation that I was bored with... After returning home I appreciated them much more and have since took full advantage of the price point (free plus drinks and tacos ) and actually have way more fun with them. CR taught me a lot but I have much more to learn and experience there.. get your ass down there and type up a report!

That being said I will play devils ad and say if you get 'plenty' of good ole US tang then you "MIGHT" be disappointed down in SJ because:
1. your gonna have to pay (a given)
2. Its gonna be pretty much business with the super super hotties (until you polish your CR game and even then its ruff)
3. Your a newbie with no experience and you don't know Spanish


Dude if I can give you any advice it's as simple as this....DUDE WHAT ARE YOU THINKING??? GET ON THAT FUCKEN PLANE!!!!

Stay home!

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Well, so you don't get stuck in your room, sulking and watching TV, I recommend you meet Karen with a pierced lip.

There is a Colombian section at the HDR. Walk up meet them and expect the following conversation.

"Hello, cien. Whad, cien, ju, cien, name, cien. Where, cien, ju, cien, from, cien"

Then tell her $60 and watch her face.

She will say cien again.

Since you don't know Spanish, cien doesn't mean handsome American, it means $100.

Point to anyone of her friends and say that you had her for $50 last night. Watch all of them stare at her.

Settle on $80.

Seriously, try to find Tamara ex ZB at SL. Great rack, sweet girl.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."