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Gentlemen,

I have made my reservation for my maiden voyage; a weekend at the Sportsmans. I must admit that while I am giddy with excitement I am also nervous at the same time. Give me a pep talk if you feel like it.

Does pu*sy, alcohol and gambling and women make you nervous? If so, stay in Kansas...if not, come on down


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

You're gonna have a blast bro..don't worry about anything..Buy a CRT membership and help defray the cost..CH

Necro, don't be scared Homie! Costa Rica is like heaven on earth! Your gonna have a blast or two or three or four or however many you can afford!!

The girls are no joke and they will smell the newbie on you. I thought I had my shit undercontrol lied and said I had been there 3 or 4 times and they still got me!! HAHA! Never again though!

Truth about about CR is everyone has to pay their dues.

Basically there's nothing you can do about being a newbie. Read up here real good and practice your approach "game".

I would advise that you read some internet dating tips at home

http://www.seductiontuition.com/approaching-women.html

Try this sight out but don't pay for shit. If you look on the left of the first page you will see a bunch more info from "closing" to "email" game . It's pretty much all there (get your game on!)

Go to the bars at home with regular girls just to get your approach game on. If the girls at home don't respond well there is NO doubt that you will have MUCH better luck in CR. Just trust in that !

You might wanna get a tour from "pops"
http://www.popsguideservice.net/index.html

Just do a quick search and his name will pop up. You'll be able to read about his tour by other members who have been on the tour.



Also make sure you read this.

http://costaricaticas.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=16357


No worries holmes! Welcome to the board. The vip card gets you 20% off at the SL rooms for the rest of the year. So I would advise that you pick one up, if that's gonna be your spot.

All you have to do is buy a can of shark repellent bat spray and take it with you to the Del Rey. Don't rely on having wingman Robin around, he may be busy negotiating at Puchos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_B_n-Rbros

Batman don't pay cien!

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Why do you think we are all smiling. Would you not like to smile too..

and here is a video oh how to train your Chicas... When you reach there...

http://www.redtube.com/25926

An, Necro....that anticipatory nervousness....use it to your advantage.....because it will stay with you until after your first experience with one of the little darlings.....that will be energy already in the bank in that your jets will be primed for take off as soon as you see what you see!

Suggestion: Try to avoid the first one that chats you up....there's always an exception to that rule (that is, she really is stunning in appearance and service delivery), but savor that moment of introduction to the scene....walk about....cross hair your targets....then aim....and FIRE!!! You'll do just fine and be having a great time....sufficient that you'll be thinking to yourself...."Why'd I go for such a short time period. I'll have to do this again....'ceptin' for a whole week or more (the room discounts will be keeping in then too!!!).

As for drugs....yeah....there are some dopes on this message board that like to shovel a white powder substance up their nostrils who stay at the SL and put the poor InnKeeper in harms way as well as all the rest of us.....they won't bother you because they're part of the "in crowd" at that joint; they swap chicas, ride bareback, get VD, and you wouldn't want to be messing with them anyway. Just walk around the place as if you owned it.....it'll all be good! Have a great time and remember the famous words of McKinnley Morganfield:

Bring me Champaigne when I'm Thirsty
Bring me reefer when I want to get high..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHowqKYSXNI

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

WTF??? There's no "dating" at the HDR "Dog". It's a whorehouse. "CASH" is the game. The entire scene is not complicated unless some dude is a 40 year old virgin and even then it is only slightly more complicated mas o menos.

Berk....

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

Just what this guy needs, hook up advice on chicas by Steven 1.... (I mean really..)


In fact, Orange you should add that to your newbie thread. There should be some sort of law not to listen to **Personal Attack Removed**

Necro8617, if you run into a **Personal Attack Removed**, just act like he isn't there (he's used to that)


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

I would suggest Pops wingman tour.

Also there are always lots of experienced CRT guys at the SL. Introduce yourself and guys will generally go out of their way to help you. Stop by the Dunn Inn anyday and I will give you as much help as possible.


BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home

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BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home

Tranquilito!! Maybe he is And as far as I know plenty of dudes "date" or look for a dating expierence in SJ I.E. "GFE ". Necro obviously needs a confidence booster around the ladies so I figured Id help a brother out. That sight helps me from time to time and I'm from a long bloodline of playas, player!

We can't all be like the berkazoid!!

Perhaps. Perhaps. But I wasn't so stupid as to get stuck with an 18 year long Ch*ld support committment! hahahahahhahahahaa .....and ya really owe that junior Cujo's a lot more than that. Poor little guy....not having a real daddy in his life.....it hurts my feelers to even think about it......I'm going back to my Fender Tele.....no...wait....I'm going to use the Tele Thinline for the next hour or two. Man, I got the blues thinking about Cujo's Junior.....poor little guy.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5IOou6qN1o

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

Once again, nobody knows what your talking about...


Don't you have some UFO's to go look for, or tend to your unicorn farm?


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Not at this moment, no. Thanks for asking, though.

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

TO: the last few post
FROM: hall moniter

Once again You two
The guy is having cold feet about his trip.... happens to me... but it goes away in an hour or so
Love the banter ... but were it shows its head ... not so
Peace

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