www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Does this mean you would always have one hand free to work?

Respected?
I am the FNG on this board.
I go low profile in the Gulch because I took so much flak when I first came on board.

We will share a beer on day!

one of my free hands are better than Jagged edge's, pacolocos and latinoheats combined

and for sure dont hire Latinoheat ... he'll steal your dough to wire to chicas

Hand-Solo; I can't promise you a job.
However, I will treat you to a 'visit' on my next trip to Boystown -
On one condition: You clean up any mess you make in my plane on the way down there.

You better go Hans........It's either there or Neverland ranch.

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" I have neither the time nor the inclination to expain myself "

Ill be clean ... as a whistle

Ooooooh...I wish I was in Dixie...Away, Away....in Dixieland I'll take my stand................ He ain't just a whistlin Dixie

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My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming...." MAN....WHAT A RIDE!!!!"

I just got back to the States.

This was in my inbox. I cancelled her email account.
I guess she saved my address. She sent this from a HOTMAIL account.

I thought this would be amusing for the CRT troops.

I need a little help with translation, but the message remains clear

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TEX
I want tell you story that have a large problem they assaulted us my cousin and ami they stole us our money and the cell one of my cousin tambien
Stole us me the money of the mensualiddad of the school of my brother
I find me colpeada of my shoulder and my cousin of the back a little moreteada
TEX, tell you this because I believe that todavia you are my friend, you story that nise that
Doing I feel nervous and frightened but that all by my brother
that now noce as I go to put out its school eseo us sucedio today in the
afternoon when we went for San Jose and we had to ask him money to
a friend of cousin to go us in the bus
note you imagine the scare that carry me, but thanks to God not andavamos with my brother.
TEX wanted that me to respond quick my menzajes and I expect that your be very well and I expect to see you soon.

Texas and Vegas ,Can I go I save my leche for the chicas.rbc100

ok

Geez..give her some money already!!

dapanz1

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Paradise= Sitting outside the Bodega in Panama City about 1 am. Drinking cool Balboas with cool friends and blazin' hot Colombianas. I want to be there..RIGHT NOW!

I you money send. story you believe I

Tex,

It is very hard for me to do this, after all the posts i have made to you and you have read for me. But the other day I had a runny nose. Yes i know the horror you must think as the one that went through my heart. I was going to try to beg for money for medication but then a one legged man passed by my hut (conviniently didnt disconet my DSL line from my lap top) and said that he had a magic bean that would take all my runny nose problems away. And if i acted now he would also sell me a pet rock that would grant me wishes. All this for $5,000 American dollars.

If i had this rock i could wish for my mother to get her altheletes foot looked at. And I could wish for my Ch*ld to actually get that playstation game he aways wanted. And for my third wish i would wish for a unlimited vacation at Del Rey with whores included for you and me.

I hate to ask but could I have those $10,000 (thats with tax), Belive me that i would not ask you if i did not have anyone else to turn to. Bob.....er i mean Tex you are the only one i have talked to. So Ted....damn i mean Tex if you could find it in your heart to give this poor monger a helping hand. After all I dont actually want to get a real job. That would be just retarted.

Sincerely,
Coqui

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i will give your girl a job selling life insurance.
she has all the skills needed: persistance and lying ability

i do know how to use capitol letters in my sentences but my keyboard does not always cooperate.
this old computer is the only safe way i can go online