www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go..
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change...... I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
THE BOSS

and we were thriving under w

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ps - I just received a multi billion dollar government bailout package. So, I will will be giving my self a massive, and I mean massive, raise and bonus.

Just kidding about laying of 60 of you, it's really 120 of you suckers.

Meanwhile, the rest of you better start learning spanish and living on $14.75 a week.

I hear Costa Rica is a good place to live.

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Where were all of these political posters when W was running the country into the ground?

Admin1, I beg you - PLEASE create the political forum ASAP. Save us from these unfunny and boring bleats from the teabaggers (oops, I meant teaPARTY-ERS).

mh

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mh

This is a board about pu*sy how you find it, buy it and keep it. Not politics. I hate all you focker who try to interject your unsolicited no nonsensical, moralistic and some time down right prejudicial ass hole non factual bull shit for other to see and read. Yes I know this is a democracy and every one is entitle to his or her own opinion and is free to disseminate it when ever he or she likes. But please this political shit is all around us. Can we just have one place where we can be without this shit..

Thanks

JR60

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If we had a political forum stuff like this would not appear in other sections thereby duping those who do want to read anything political on the board to open the thread. If it had appeared in the political forum they could have just passed it by or if they chose to open it would have been forewarned.



Second the motion.

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essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Just keep the politics off this site. My opinion from past experience is even with a separate forum for it, the bile and vitriol from members arguing over politics there will bleed over into every other exchange they have on this board.

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Man I'm living life like a great white shark swimming with minnows! It's all about panocha, great scotch, fine cigars, loud-ass rock music and speed, speed, speed - plus spending as much time as possible in paradise on earth, Costa Rica!

We definitely would not want something like that to happen on CRT. Keep the threads gentlemanly and civilized like the "Stop the presses........best pizza" thread.

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

I agree - even if we had a politics forum on the site, there would be some posters who would just HAVE TO post in other forums for fear their ABSOLUTELY A-ONE opinions would not get the attention they deserved.

Come on ID, I publicly apologised to you, and that is not enough Please tell me what you need and feel appropriate for an apology , for you to stop dredging up the past Is this really that fun for you

It's not about you. I used that as an example of how non-political threads can get very ugly which is what those opposed to political threads keeping using as the rational to oppose setting up a political forum on CRT.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine