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THIS is TRUE: 7 March 2010
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SMOOTH MOVE: Florida Highway Patrol troopers investigating a crash on
Cudjoe Key determined the cause: as she drove, a 37-year-old woman was
shaving her ...uh... "bikini area" while her ex-husband, in the
passenger seat, was steering. After rear-ending another vehicle, they
drove another half-mile, and her ex allegedly switched seats with her.
As for the unusual distraction, "She said she was meeting her boyfriend
in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," said Trooper Gary
Dunick. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it." The day
before the crash, driver Megan Mariah Barnes was convicted of drunk
driving (not her first offense), and driving with a suspended license.
Her license was revoked for five years, and she was ordered to turn in
her car for impound. After the crash, Barnes was arrested and charged
with hit and run, reckless driving, driving without insurance, and
driving with a revoked license. Her ex-husband was not charged. (Key
West Citizen) ...Since once the trooper heard the story, he could
understand why he wasn't watching the road.

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Alex Levine

Her ex shoulda listened closer to that song "All My Ex-es Live in Texas (That's Why I Live in Tennessee)". A classic and so true.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED