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#10 When a waiter back home asks you how you want your meal prepared you reply Bareback.

#9 Your gifts to the gringas are things from the $1 Store

#8 You try to negotiate prices on everything, food, dry cleaning, gass, movies.

#7 You wear a money belt in the states

#6 You keep rechecking the airfares on websites everyday hopping for a sudden sale.

#5 You keep saying "How much?! Why in San Jose that costs ________!"

#4 You post a picture of your wife/girlfriend after bad sex telling everyone to avoid this chica!

#3 You try to use your CRT VIP card to get benifiits at business back home

#2 You actually miss the anoying beggars and freaks in the glutch.

#1 You spend more than 3 hours on this site hopeping for more posts (oops i guess im guilty of that)

Now its your turn guys lets hear your Top Ten's!

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#11 When, upon returning to the States, you ask for a Coca Cola Light instead of a Diet Coke. That's actually happened to me a few times.

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"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile, and the rest of us are phucked until we can put our acts together; not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely"...Hunter S. Thompson (RIP)

#12: After your first trip, you return home, immediately have your stuff packed and moved into storage, sell all of your real estate holdings and buy your one way ticket back to CR. (Okay, it's not a one-way ticket... but I'm makin' the move, anyway!!!)

#13: You can't stop comparing Boston Market to "Rosti Pollo."

#14: Your Gringa girlfriend asks you to take her to dinner and a movie, and you reply, "That's muy caro. How about $40 for just an hour?"

#15: You look at poor gringas in America and wonder why they can't dress as hot as the poor ticas do.

#16: You ask your taxi driver in the States what the maria says...

#17: The old guys dating the young hotties on Telemundo Mexican TV suddenly doesn't seem so impractical.

#18: An hour at an American strip club starts to seem pointless.

#19 You keep asking "How much is that in colones?"

#20 You have your luggage packed.....problem is your trip isnt for another 4 months.

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Texasrolex
Number 14 is priceless, I'm still rolling.

No.21: This has potential as no.1.You show up at the airport a day early for your flight to San Jose, and yea I really did trip before last.I was so convinced that was the day I had a dentist appointment set up in San Jose the next morning.The sweet hispanic lady with TACA tried to get me on the flight that day for no extra fee but, no go, had to wait til the next day.rbc100

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In Search of Fine Kittens,
Please... Bring back the Muff

No.22---- You start making lists of reasons to go back.
Lee

Pacoloco and Latinoheat have #20 locked

23) your f5 key on your keyboard is worn out from hitting refresh on this site seeing if there are new posts

24) Fri/Sat night you open an imperial from your last trip and watch the webcam

25) If LH - You log in to Western union each AM to send a bit more money

This one had me in stiches.

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26) When self pleasuring yourself, you pretend it was simply a slow night at the DR and you went back alone

27) Your Jagged edge and return ... totally in love ... but dont remember where the gal was from

28) You hang out at the corner by Home depot pretending you are on Avienda Central

#28-You drive around all day with the "Magic CD" playing on your car stereo.

#29-You surf the web looking for different ways to prepare Gallo Pinto

#29 Everytime you pass a bar or cafe back home and see a group of guys talking you aproch and say "CRT?" to the puzzlement of the patrons.

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#30 You know you can have virtually any woman you want.
And the price won't be a house and 1/2 your investments.

#31 You now buy your condems by the gross instead of one at a time.

# 32 For the first time in your life (admit it guys ) you buy K-Y

# 33 The grocer thinks your hangin around the highschool again because your buying so many lollypops.

#34 Your parents want to know when your going to visit them, instead of spending all your free time in CR

#35 All the porn sites saved on your computer are now all latino

#36 Before, you would never buy a vibrator, now your getting a special on a dozen

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" I have neither the time nor the inclination to expain myself "

Ouch!!