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Okay Boys - time to man up - we have had some fun with what are the best/funniest lies we have heard from our chica counter-parts - but I know some of you guys can dish out bullshit with the best of them..... As I got this started I will man up first -

1) I really want to spend time with you mami, but I spent all my money last night on your sister
2) I am not married
3) I used to be married to a working girl
4) I only have 3 months to live and as my last wish, I want to give it to you in the ass.

5) I wasn't with another girl, I was just playing pool at the Monkey Bar!

I am looking forward to hearing the most creative, most frequent and of course we all want to know which of these fibs has been effective?

Peace, Love, and playing the game for all,

Don Rico

best one used over and over and over ....I going to the bano ....I will be right back.....!!!

Man I always tell them the truth.. I have a hard time remembering what story I tell each one... So I find out that telling them the truth allow me the benefit of not having to remember what I said and that always prevent an argument about what I say.. and when I say it... That always works for me..

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"THE TRUTH IS' EVERYBODY IS GOING TO HURT YOU. YOU JUST GOTTA FIND THE ONE WORTH SUFFERING FOR"
Robert Nesta Marley

Your RFM has touched me and I will act accordingly.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

I felt stupid when the guy I was translating for pulled that shit and left me standing there with some chica.

It got uncomfortable when realized after about 5 minutes that he wasn't coming back.

"Don't worry mi amor. I won't get c*m in your hair. After all.... this is a NICE restaurant !!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Uh yeah me too Jamrock - what you said ! Just kidding bro - I am proud to know you.

Peace,

Don Rico

Damn - you are a sick Bastard pero me gusta!!!! Nice one MG,

Don Rico

Did you take one for the team Orange or suddenly "necesito el bano tambien"??

Nope, she wasn't good looking. This dude, who shall remain nameless, refused to pay market price and tried to get the same prices that one gets in Pattaya, so he wouldn't even hit on anybody good looking (to me) cause he knew they wouldn't go for his price. He no longer travels to CR.

I will not C*m in your boca
I am with Jellyrock here
If some drama comes up just deal with that ... not a hole pack of lies to avoid the the drama which will come anyway

Here is a good one "This is not going to be a one time thing. If you charge me less the you will have my repeat business.."

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"THE TRUTH IS' EVERYBODY IS GOING TO HURT YOU. YOU JUST GOTTA FIND THE ONE WORTH SUFFERING FOR"
Robert Nesta Marley

How about this one...

Lo siento mi amor pienso su novio tiene un otra novia...

OH wait...maybe thats one A DOUCHEBAG would say to a chica to cockblock her novio...

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

Wow, what a douche type thing to do. Guys don't ever go against bro codes. We'll be here long after the chicas get fat, so recognize...

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

I am the accused douchebag - problem is = even the most experienced mongers fall for Chica BS when they are fishing for information (that is other guy). Def against all kinds of bro codes and what not and there is no shortage of chicas and no need to cockblock.

Remember the first section posted what What is the best funniest lie ever told to by a Chica? How about - so and so said you have another girlfriend Do you? And this chica seems to be very aware of CRT our members and alot of information - not sure how, but she knows alot (and it ain't from me). She introduced to a fellow brother the other night!


Peace, Love, and Oooops - perdon para mis pecados,

Don Rico