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I just heard a great whopper from my ex-novia Yelitsa and Had to laugh out loud!!!! But it got me to thinking it might make an entertaining topic to share. I will credit these to Yelitsa because they are so rich that I had to share!

1) she is going to the airport to wait for one of our south florida chapter members (some of you know who this is) who will be paying her $3000 per noche! - she told me this one this morning - Of course this will all be transacted at La Amistad!

2) she is the number 2 pool player in all of Costa Rica - told me this in the Monkey Bar in Jaco and then knocked the cue ball of the table

3) I really love you papi - I don't care about your money - okay that one is a freebie

Let em fly boys!

Peace, love, y puta mentiras para todos!!!!

Don Rico

Yeah ...the new dude is a good negotiator 3000 colones a night is good value ..

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

That is too funny because it is exactly what I said to her

"Estoy embarazado y enfermo, envie dinero" (condom broke)

Ok it wasn't funny at the time but it was big.

Holy shit batman!!!!!

I had set up an appointment for 8pm and did not expect the chica to show????
Well she did show up at 10pm
Hola mi amor where have you been
From the lips that moved.... getting all the proper documents for the taxi I bought???
It was Saturday

On a Monday morning my favorita at the time informed me that she could not C*m to my place on Wednesday because her aunt that she lived with had died and the furneral would be on Wednesday. That Wednesday at 12 noon she showed up unexpectedly at my place! Seems she need me to "advance" her the usual $300 they always seem to need. NO, it was NOT for the furneral expenses; IT WAS FOR AN OPERATION THE SAME AUNT NEEDED TO HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you believe that here they operate on the dead Yep she had forgotten about her aunt "dying"

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

As the unofficial moderator of this topic - BangBang has got the best one so far!!!!!! Must be related to Yelitsa!!!!

I would have thought we get more responses to this one. There must be alot more honest working girls out there than the ones I have run into!

Peace, love, and honesto putas para todos,

Don Rico

¡Te amo!

¡Lo tienes muy grande!

¡Solamente soy tuya!

¡Solamente tú tienes mi número de teléfono y email!

¡Yo solamente ago eso contigo!

¡Mi hijo/mama/papa/hermano/hermana/tía/tío/abuela/abuelo/perro/gato te quiere!

ANYTIME HER LIPS ARE MOVING – IT IS A LIE TO IMPROVE YOUR FANTASY AND HER INCOME.

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Hit them fast, Hit them hard and NEXT!
A good chica is like a good carpenter - No wood gets wasted!!!

¡Te amo!

Yep, that's the one...

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"Mongo only pawn in game of life"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3K6UmgJIOw

Hey one of my current favoritas is very honest about our relationship!! Just this afternoon she told my friend that was with me that she "Loved" my tongue and lips and that I was her "novio"; "for one hour at a time" And I thought I was the only one AND THEN she took him to the room so she could "be in love with him and his lips, tongue, and his ------ for a hour"!

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

Cien, thats what everyone pays.

I've heard that one.. even when you're in the heat of the moment., it's like YEA RIGHT!

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Enzo

Now in High Definition!

A few years back, one of the Sportsmens regular girls would run the my mother died routine on every new guy. She was with a friend of mine who was on his second trip and she forgot that she had hit him up the first time. When he reminded her that her mother died 4 months ago, she said with a straight face " She got better and now she has died again".

I can not remember her name, she was a cute Tica from about 4 years ago. I believe she hooked a newbie and lived happily ever after.

Boyd

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BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home