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Reset!!! Welcome to the single worst move you've ever made during your young life! Danger!

Naw, I'm not talking about the Amistad. It's a wonderful hotel, newly remodeled and furnished, and yes...the penthouses are great!

I'm not talking about SB weekend, either.

No, the danger is this:

After your first taste of C.R. nightlife, you'll be totally fu*ked forever.

American girls, white, brown, black, golden...none of them will appeal to you anymore. You'll be regretting leaving before the wheels even lift off the tarmac at SJO for your return flight. You'll start obsessing over returning. You'll start checking flights on a daily basis. You'll even hang around CRT more.

Yep, once you take this step, nothing in your life (and I mean nothing) will feel the same as today. You will thank me for this warning, but of course you'll ignore it.

Have a great first trip. And BTW, we'll all be looking forward to your newbie trip report (definitely the most important one you'll write).

Buen viaje y buena suerte, 'chacho. Cuidate bien en C.R.

Saludos,

El Mujeriego Ciego (y nunca lo niego)

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damn el c you make it sound like he will be sitting in the airport hunched over his knees head down wondering what just happened to his life.

American girls, white, brown, black, golden...none of them will appeal to you anymore. You'll be regretting leaving before the wheels even lift off the tarmac at SJO for your return flight. You'll start obsessing over returning. You'll start checking flights on a daily basis. You'll even hang around CRT more. ==

I am going to hit up CR for the first time very soon and i am curious how it will compare to pattaya.

I have never been to Pattaya but from people I have spoken with and read here, it doesn't compare. So I wouldn't set my expectations too high. That way, you won't be disappointed.

Seriously, CR is a fun place. But what you paid in Pattaya for the whole night won't even get you an hour in CR (except in some MP's). And they don't stay the night unless you pay them more.

I know it wont be as crazy as Pattaya but i am excited about the change in scenery. And if you havent been then you defiantly need to go to Pattaya, put it on your bucket list.

I was reading Ydogi's first trip report with a huge smile on my face. I need someone to take a picture of the deer in the headlights look on my face when I step into the Del Rey for the first time.