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When ya got Tiger money, the chica could just simply disappear.

I do not think the sponsors will drop him over this. Even if he gave her half he would still be worth 500 million or so. I feel a lot worse for the poor sap making 50k a year and paying alimony and Ch*ld support.

Imagine how impossible it would be to be that rich and famous and have almost every pretty women throw themselves at you. Fidelity in that scenario must be very difficult.

BKTUNA
I am never going home

Now we know what his wife is. Just don't know the price yet.

I actually do not see what the problem is with her. He cheated and broke the vows. The prenup is a contract that I am sure he initiated. It is not like she does not have good cause. I can certainly understand what happened to him but I really do not feel sorry for him at all.

BKTUNA
I am never going home

I agree with you BK. I've never taken the plunge and am not gonna preach here, but if you don't wanna live the married thing, don't get married.

Years ago I was helping a client with a business valuation for his company that he needed for his divorce case. He was a very wealthy old Richmond Money type guy. I finish the work and we go to meet wiht his family lawyer a real stylized old Southern guy wearing a twill suit a bow tie and a hat.

My client starts complaing about the settlement. The lawyer put his arm around him and said¨Son, you´ve got to understand, Alimony is the screwing you get for the screwing you got¨¨

BKTUNA
I am never going home

Rich, famous and handsome athletes have got to be insane for ever getting married. Too much temptation and too much money to be lost and too much public scorn.
Derek Jeter and George Clooney have the right idea. Neither are married and you never hear of a scandal because they are single and living the dream.

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I phuck 'em just to see the look on their face.
Klatu, berata, nicto.

Being rich and famous and the best golfer in the world should have made him realize that mongering was going to require lots of precautions.

The man has behaved really stupid. Even ordinary mongers take more precautions than he has. It is almost as if he wanted to be caught ! I have no sympathy with the man at all.

The question I have is as follows:

If you can cheat on your wife after taking all those marriage vows can we expect you to not cheat at golf if there is no one watching you ?

I think his integrity is now called in question.

There is a right way and a wrong way to being a monger.

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HAMLET

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In one of the largest mass demonstrations in recent history, over one million women claiming to have had sexual liaisons with Tiger Woods marched on Washington today.

Determined to show that they are a political force to be reckoned with, the coalition of nightclub hostesses, cocktail waitresses and lingerie models stopped traffic for hours as they marched to the Capitol.

Shandy Shanoyne, a 22-year-old thong publicist who had an on-again, off-again relationship with Mr. Woods, said that she organized the march to demand benefits, such as health care and workmen's compensation, for the golfer's many girlfriends.

"We are sick and tired of being told to take our names off our voicemail greetings," she said. "We have demands and they must be met. Quickly. Huge."

According to Ms. Shanoyne, the million or so mistresses of Mr. Woods who showed up at the march are just the tip of the iceberg: "A new girlfriend of Tiger's holds a press conference every eleven seconds."

In a related story, David Letterman today cleared all the golf clubs out of his house.

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Now it's up to 9 bitches, so this is more interesting by the nano-second. Some look pretty hot, but I wonder how good they phuck. I doubt they're in the league of what most on this site have tapped. Now everybody is waiting for him to go on Opera and tell "his side of the story." Mea culpa?

Talk about high stakes sex. All that secretive shit all those years makes him look like a worse slime ball. Women eat this shit up, shaking their heads in disbelief. What a bunch of horseshit. Fame has its price, that's for sure.

I hope he does go on the wenches (Opra's) show. Let that fat phuck skewer his sorry ass, like churasco over hot coals. Nothin' like a little squirmin' from a billionaire in the prime of life. Like he needs this? FROM GRINGAS???????? Meu deus.

Grow up, Phuck-head. Get a phuckin' life. Be a man, you sorry putt head. This should go into Webster's under: P-ussy-Whipped (Pro Golfer Variety)

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"...and if men didn't have this unquenchable desire to have sex with women, then they wouldn't have anything to do with women at all. I certainly wouldn't..."

Great, 9, 10 ,1000 who cares.

Please guys. Yes his wife has played a good role in his life but clearly she has not serviced him to his delight at home. No problem! Now she believes that she will get all she wants, and maybe she does depending on his action going fourth. If he really thinks about the situation, he will realize that he is not happy with the current situation and move on. Then he can deny her, deny the blood sucking Gringas, provide for his Ch*ldren (later knowing there father did the right thing), and do himself justice by freeing himself from sex prison.

After that I prescribe (doctor on tv but worked with doctors for years) a fun fulfilled vacation, here or likewise, for some well needed and deserved rest before the next tourney. hehehe

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Now this is a true report, Tuesday morning from ABC News


Emergency crews responded to the home of embattled golfer Tiger Woods after a 911 call early this morning, ABC's Orlando affiliate WFTV reported.


Orange County Fire Rescue was dispatched to Deacon Circle shortly after 2:36 a.m. and transported a patient to the hospital, fire rescue spokeswoman Genevieve Latham told ABCNews.com.

Latham said she said could not comment the nature of the call other than to say it was a "medical call."

She did not confirm where the call originated but WFTV reported that the call came from Woods' home.

WFTV also reported seeing a woman being removed from the ambulance on a gurney after arriving at the Health Central Hospital in Ocoee. The ambulance was followed by a black Cadillac Escalade, similar to the car Woods was driving when he crashed into a tree nearly two weeks ago, setting of a firestorm of tabloid reports about domestic strife and his many apparent mistresses.

Witnesses told WFTV that the Escalade was driven by an attractive blonde who bore similarities to Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, and the car's license plate was one number off from the plate on the car Woods was driving the night of the crash.

Nordegren's mother and twin sister were rumored to have been spending time at the home.

Latham said there was no record of police being on scene after this morning's emergency call.

The activity in Woods' Deacon Circle neighborhood comes hours after reports that Nordegren may have moved out and purchased a home in Sweden.

Swedish newspapers today reported she had bought a $2 million home dubbed Faglaro Mansion on a small, secluded island reachable by ferry from Stockholm.

A porn star and a pancake house waitress were the latest to say they had relationships with Woods, bringing the total number of women to at least nine.

Tabloids over the weekend named porn star Holly Sampson and pancake waitress Mindy Lawton as two of the names on Tiger's steamy scorecard, raising the question of how Woods would have been able to keep so many affairs secret for so long.

Sampson, 36, is a busty blonde and Los Angeles resident. The star of the films "OMG, Stop Tickling Me" and "Flying Solo 2" has not denied an extramarital affair with the golfer, whose squeaky clean reputation has been tarnished since a bizarre early morning car accident two weeks ago raised questions about the stability of his marriage and was followed by a slew of allegations about alleged affairs.

Denver-based lawyer Andy Contigulgia, representing Sampson, has declined to comment and did not return calls from ABC News.com

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Latest in the Tiger saga.....Who was the 50ish woman that was taken out of the Woods household last night around 2am? She had an IV attached but was later released from the same hospital that Tiger went to. My gues is that she was the full time maid. However I can think of some far more exciting scenarios. His wife went to the hospital to visit her so that preobably lets out any sexual connotations.

Latest in the Tiger Novella is that the woman could be Elin's mother. Ah the stress of her daughter signing for another $55 million was too much for her.

Joint conference just held by Tiger Woods, Eliot Spitzer, Jimmy Swaggart, Bill Clinton and Gary Hart:

Excerpts to wit:

We are MEN. And we refuse to apologize to this perverse femi-nazi culture that we have by chance been born into, for the way GOD made us. Like everyone one of our brothers we are designed by nature to want to Phuck and spread our SEED in a manner and direction our sexual desires take us. We rebuke the shameful lie of monogamy and the self-castrating phrase "to death do you part" We bare no shame or remorse for our activities. And whether or not we bang other broads that does not mean we will abandon our Ch*ldren, their mother, nor does it mean we want to destroy our families...and this should not follow as the normal consequence of our leche dispersal. To the moralists out there we say...FUCKIN HYPOCRITS you just haven't gotten caught yet!! To the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA in the entertainment industry that has perpetuated the 'metrosexual pansy-ass weak american male image we say Phuck YOU YOU FAGGOTS it wasnt enough to go suck each other's cocks you had to ruin it for the rest of us!!!

To our x wifes we say...yeah baby we had a good run...now its over good luck...go Cougar you will get some little boy toy you know want to do that anyway... you lost insterest in dancing with the little mouse, pubic hair and flab in within my boxers (thx Chi ) You are not intitled to ANYTHING bitch except what you put in ...

To our American, anglo, euro cultural brothers we say it is time to rise up and remove the vise grip on our BALLS controlled by women who are nothing more than MEN WITH TITS. Tell them to get back in the kitchen and GET MY FUCKIN DINNER and shut the Phuck UP and yes a blow job after you clean up the phucking dishes too ... you want me to pay your bills or not?

We are men accept it....

Like they do south of the border

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