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Today's update brought to you by SJO- airport to the CRT stars.

Cinnabon now open near gate 8 and this part of the aerpuerto smells better than an HDR puta on a Sat. night. If you prefer the 3rd world experience- stop by and visit gate 4 with it's droopy stained ceiling tiles, dated VCT floors and plastic folding chairs for your (dis)comfort. Gate 4 also has a small farmacia in the back corner for you last minute Viagra needs. For a clean, modern and roomy bano head downstairs (but don't tell anyone else because gringos eventually ruin everything)

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Todays news
Sponsorded by the napkin vendors of Coata Rica ...Less Is Better
What happened???? let me see....
Good pizza at some place only 15 bucks not bad ... just don't get your ass kicked when ordering...
The Pirates club is two thumbs up... can not wait to go AAAAARH
The new bar at Chubbs is getting good raves... while the new bar at the SL have some bitching about some Mexican cervasa

The updates to the site are due a few days ago

Bla bla... it is not safe to walk... music is to loud ..Cr sucks ..BB57 needs pancake mix

Brown eggs are better .... Squideface is missing
The weather??? been abit cold tell your chica to bring a coat unless you want to buy her one... that is tipping

and now a word from our sponsors..


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Look for them in a retail location near you.

back to you Hank.

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Enzo

Now in High Definition!

Brilliant Brother Enzo5. Gonna be a leveraged buy-out of Admin1 or a hostile takeover? Can't wait to see the copyright battle on that issue (ownership of "CRT").
Makes perfect sense--after all the second oldest profession is carpentry: Eve made Adam's banana stand.

Yes, I know you were just funnin'--I'm just sayin'...

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Where are the updates?

Our own reporter NHhank had his 1st CRT anniversary. First CRT to get PHD in ten minutes
Are you tired of your immature chica?
Don't wait around for sloppy seconds, nobody has ever been busted bringing C or V back to the states.
Till next time..

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Great report...
Its your job now
It ain't all its in the crack up to be
Post it en spaishio

This weeks news
Brought to you by the soon to be new sponsor Hotel Del Rey.
Elevator rides will be $9.95 for CRT members

The news
Brother Dean heads home manana and goes to the doctor?????
Ydogi had a great trip except he did not like his sandwich on a tour he took
The word Puta John and Monger are soon to be banded
Any one know where to find Bob Marley outside the DR did not last long
Pics are going up and then down like Pamelas pants... was she old enough
Florida is going for a lie detector test
Hard to keep track these days ... 3 Nicoles 2 Christinas 76 Marias
Going down next week for some hands on coverage

The weather ... I guess it has been a bit chilly

Happy Holidays to the CRT BROTHER AND SISTER HOOD

Daily hope she is not on the rag Monitor
Early Edition

Todays sponsore Hotel Dunn Inn ( just trying to get back in good standing after last trip)

The news

Asta has 300 boxes of sugar cubes That Absinthe gives you wood????
Guys are drinking it by the gallon.... not me

Long time poster who goes all over when ever started a post about wifing it up.... is he trying to tell use something??? Or is he looking for more worms????

A debate about contact info is brewing

Colombia is only for you if you want to rent an apartment and look at the walls

What did happen to Vacationbound ???

Along those lines Squidy is MIA (divorce court)... ( hope he aint dead)

Todays Trivia????
Where was Narragansett beer brewed???

Originally,

Narragansett Brewing Company was founded in 1890 with $150,000 in capital. A brick brewing house was built in Cranston, Rhode Island, and in December 1890, the first beer was produced. The following year, the company officially incorporated.


Now,

The brewery officially closed on July 31, 1981. When production of the beer moved to the Falstaff plant in Fort Wayne, Indiana in 1982, many felt that the quality of the beer was not the same, and the decline in sales accelerated.

After changing hands several times, the brand was bought in 2005 by a team of local Rhode Island investors led by former juice executive Mark D. Hellendrung, who announced plans to expand its market share and reinvigorate the Narragansett brand identity. Since the purchase, the brand has indeed been revitalized with the help of former brewmaster Bill Anderson, and some sharp new packaging. Narragansett beer, now contract brewed by High Falls Brewing Company, has been available again throughout Southern New England since spring of 2006. The lager and light beers are brewed at their brewery in Rochester, New York. While the bock and porter are craft-brewed in Providence, Rhode Island and Pawcatuck, Connecticut.


What do I win?

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(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

Yes cali you win
NO shit
the stuff was rot gut beer but cheap
One case of Diacort to this weeks winner
think he needs it

Update by yours truly while the comish is on site blowing out candles.
This weeks duh moment, too many to chose.
Shall we sit in the corner, quiet like a mouse and wait 30 minutes?

Nothing says good time like crotchety old man in the corner hoping to get noticed...
Don't go to Mp's, er at least not the gross ones....wait, we need more clarity...
How much do guys really pay a chica to go on vacation?
Tiger still the man, like this all matters...
Vacationbound has made contact with the dog pound, all is well and he's back in Iraq..
Spanky comes out and spreads holiday fuckyou cheer to some Mr boring douche ..
Wife up if you want to, everybody play nice and always remember, bro's before ho's..

Lates,

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

This weeks headlines brought to you by: El Silencioso's favorito gay bar.

Admin1 has been a busy chico in CR and on CRT lately, signing up new sponsors izquierda y derecha.
Service at SL still sucks, Ticos hogging the pool table and all the chicas are fat, bring a bucket of KFC to insure good service. Wait new reports just in- it does not suck anymore.
AC unit in room 203 at LA is louder than the train, bring sugar cubes to insure good service.
Nhhank is supposedly funnier in person than on the board, thank God. See his latest trip report with pictures in the double secret VIP section.
Festival de luz parade 2009- was it cool or was it lame...don't know can't find Nhhank's trip report.
Shooting at Chubbs, wait maybe just word on la calle.
PR's latest tangent- "Wifing Up", yes it sucks, so does the thread.
Lots of interest in Colombia, or is it Columbia
Still much confusion over MP and taxi prices, I paid 20.00 , he paid 26.00, they paid 19.00 did she upsell for BBBJ? No the taxista did but at least he changed the sheets after. WTF
Members conclude Tiger Woods is stupid but still the richest idiot ever even if it will cost him more than 2 million Relax sessions.
Young member is looking for a novia, surely someone has one to donate. Ticas suck, gringas suck worse, no you all suck.
Taking an ATV tour? Make sure the brakes work on that piece of crap deathtrap.
Il Ritorno, moving to Escazu? Hope they will deliver to the gulch.
The Dunn Inn is becoming quite popular (in spite of their taste in guests and employees).
Nhhank on duty next week, I'll be on vacation in a real tropical parofdice... sun, palm trees, white sand, blue waters and gettin jiggy in the disco con sexy mamacitas. Report with pics will be posted if the upgrade is done, if not look in the triple secret VIP section, password KFC

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Parofdice and wookies. Sign me the phuck up!

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Hey - don't knock it till you've tried it, starfish boy!

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Hey - don't knock it till you've tried it, starfish boy! [/quote]

I'll just keep looking at your pics which will keep reminding me not to try it.

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