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The President and VP are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that the Prez and VP the sitting over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'

The Prez says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

The VP says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

The VP turns to the Prez and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.

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NYG

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Damm that water is cold!!!
And deep too!!!