www.CostaRicaTicas.com

that dude can get laid quicker by accident then any of us can with intent.

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This confirms what I've always said. Show me a beautiful married woman and I'll show you someone who is tired of phucking her.

PB

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I would rather import a Pit Viper, than marry a Russian.

Phucking KGB is always following me.

Go ahead and run with scissors, I don't care!

Ha, I used to joke with some buddies that I got more on accident then they did on purpose

Me and my cocky ass joking often paints me as an arrogantfuck. But its all jokes bebe


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Wow, all I heard was car accident while in CR, then went back to phucking a girl. I just caught up with work and now read this stuff about a possible divorce and Tiger fooling around. Nobody can not like Tiger nor admit he is the all time best. But, now I love the guy. You go Tiger, you tiger, you. Divorce the Swede and give her 20 million. From what I have read, he is worth over a billion. Then, if she has a sister, go phuck her, just to prove a point. As I searched for this Elin chick, I came across the top 99 women in the world. Dump a million on each and phuck them. Bring your clubs bcs I am sure some like toys. I haven't even consumed 10% of his wealth. We will give you an honorary membership (lifetime of course) in exchange for free endorsements. Membership & fees increase. CRT can purchase it's own hotel/bar where lifetime members stay free. If anyone asks if the bar is chica friendly, you're banned for life.


He is a man like the rest of us and it sucks any tidbit of his private life has to be news for the world to read. This is why I didn't take up golf.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

I don't like his arrogant ass. Then again, I despise golf.

mh

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The lesson is the same: DO NOT GET MARRIED!!! It is MUCH more AGGRAVATION that it's worth. That applies to women too!! ENJOY your ...AS BRAVEHEART SCREAMED......"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM".....

That sounded more like George Michael


Cujo

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My Mother always had a saying. "The higher you climb, the more your ass shows." Funny, but true.

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The guy is the best golfer ever....the richest athlete ever...yet he is an absolute idiot as a monger. How can a guy with all that business and marketing savvy mostly based on an image he crafted and profits from, a guy that is known to fiercely protect his privacy and said image, a guy with high powered yes man around him, a guy who is known to be very guarded and protective of who he lets in his inner circle for fear of being used a payday, be that phucking dumb when it comes to mongering

C'mon, leaving those messages and texts? Multiple chicks coming out. A girl called in on the morning radio show this morning saying she also had an affair with him. She was in tears about it and even said her last encounter was a few weeks ago. With all that money and a G-5, he should never be leaving messages especially using his name, no racy texts, and for crying out loud, hop in your jet, fly to another country and get a wingman to bring you all the hot pros you can handle. I would be willing to bet most foreign pro's wouldn't recognize him and if they come out with something he can just deny it as a media crazed prostitute.
I'm not saying he should do a jap lap in the DR, but I bet most of the chicas wouldn't recognize him especially in a going out atmosphere. The same could be said for Germany, Russia(hot blondes), China, Czech, etc.

Not hard to figure out...I think it will be getting worse for him. Like I said before, I can just see Phil and Daly chuckling about it.


PURA VIDA!

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In thinking about this whole mess, I've decided that the "institution" of marraige must have been conjured up by a woman long ago. Think about who gets what in the average relationship. In the begining the man gets laid a lot. After some time,the woman starts finding excuses to limit that and the man really doesn't care anyways since he is sick of the same old hole. At first the wife cooks and cleans regularly for her husband, then as time goes by she "needs" a cleaning person and learns the meaning of the two dreaded words.... "take out and reservations." Now all of these things a man can do for himself. This brings us to the Ch*ldren of the marraige. It is my premise that Ch*ldren are used to extract significant blood from the man. The man with Ch*ldren fears the two deadly words...alimony and Ch*ld support.They are a tool for the woman to keep her man in line with the threat of hurting the K*ds. Well with the number of single parent homes in the world today,I maintain that the Ch*ldren are better off with one parent than two miserable ones. So the woman is clearly the winner and the man is the LOSER in most of these relationships.

This thesis has been respectfully submitted by an admitted two-time loser.

Damn the best advice is stay single i do not care for tig.r i think he is worthless and has made money off a an activity anything you have to be quiet at is not a sport try telling baseball and football fans to keep there mouths shut like yankees stadium the only noise is after the play and or inning then back to being quiet. phucking is more of a sport this piece of shit was stupid enough to get married and he tagging some good strange he is just like the coward ruining this great country and his no good c**t wife who they gave the c**t of the year award to glamour magazine put the ugliest woman on there cover

Sorry for what I am about to say, but I feel compelled. Forgive me.

This whole Tiger Woods story is pathetic. Why the fuuck should this be the lead story in the news? Among other stories that COULD be covered is the fact that we are going to send another 30,000 troops to Afghanistan, too many of whom either won't return at all or will return maimed for life. Maybe you are all for it, maybe you are dead set against it. But our wonderful media thinks the most important thing in the world is some golfer cheating on his wife. Pathetic, to say the least.

Fuuck celebrity worship.

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Since Survivor, the United States is absolutely enthralled by reality TV. The networks are full of them and they are cheaper to make than regular TV. That is the reason why it is the lead story and will remain so. It is a REAL reality show and we know the players. Why would it not be the lead when that is what this country wants to hear about??? IMHO.

As to the poster that indicated that Tiger can get laid easier than all of us. I submit that that is completely false. He is presently a prisoner in his own house with a wife that will not be servicing him for the foreseeable future and he cannot stray at this time with all the news organization following him.

No wife, no stray stuff and no where to get relief for Little Tiger except the good old do-it-yorself method.

Have a Great Day,

Dave

I agree 100%.

But the only reason the media does it is because they know it will sell papers. This is more a reflection on the public, in general, than the media.

No, more important are the party crashers at the State Dinner.



Congressional Hearings are being held on this matter.

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