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San Jose—According to a report published Tuesday by the Center for the

Study of Goddamn phucking Shames, 96 percent of CRT's sorry sons of

bitches never even saw it coming.

The study found that two-thirds of those surveyed didn't stand a chance,

21 percent never would've thought for a second, and 2 percent were just

sitting there minding their own business when all of a sudden, whack,

right in the wallet.


"Poor bastards," head researcher El Ciego said. The report also showed

that the remaining 4 percent did manage to see it coming, but before

they had a chance to do a damn thing about it, it was too late

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if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)