I have an update for anyone looking to hook up with Mia (the ultra hot bartender at BM, not from Zona Blue).
I decided for I got here that I really, really wanted to bang her. So the moment I got in town, I headed over to BM, and there she was, looking very, very hot. The photos do a good job showing the tits, but do not do the ass justice. So I decided that I was going to get her, regardless of price.
After hanging out a bit, I grabbed a table and was being held hostage by a tica looking to session. Finally Mia came to the table with my beer. Wanting to get her attention, I tipped her $100 for the beer. She was pretty happy with that, and came right back to sit next to me for a while. We talked briefly, and she had me order some shots (always working me like a pro, I admire that). We did a couple shots, and I asked her what her plans were. She told me she was heading to Monkey Bar at 5 and that we should meet up. So far, so good.
Now the Tica I'm with is telling me to not waste my time with Mia, telling me she will just get me to buy a bunch of drinks and leave me with my dick in my hand. I believe her, even though she is more interested in how much I can pay her since she saw me tip Mia $100. She starts going on about how I should give her money for her baby. Weird, right?
I start thinking about how I'm going to approach Mia about this. It sounds funny, but I get nervous enough with the working girls, so the idea of propositioning Mia is pretty scary. I get visions of being banned from BM, or having her soccer playing boyfriend kicking my nuts through past an imaginary goalie.
So I ask the Tica if she really thinks it's impossible to get Mia at any price. She responds that she might do it for $500. So I tell the Tica that if she can hook it up for $500, I'll giver her $100. This makes her perk right up and she starts telling me she knows Mia will do it. It seems to easy, so I tell her I won't pay her until after I get what I want. But of course it's a hustle and she is telling me I need to pay her first.
I know you all see this coming a mile away, and so do I. But I agree to pay her half upfront, at Monkey Bar, when she talks to Mia.
Before everyone starts on me, I know I'm highly likely to be scammed. But I really wanted Mia. And I figured that paying this Tica $50 to make the approach for me was the easiest way to potentially do this. Although it also occurs to me that Mia will want to remain discreet, so I figure I may have to deal with a semi-public rejection, but still at least have her know I'm interested.
We meet at Monkey Bar. Mia smiles at me and has me buy shots. (gotta love the work ethic of the girl). The Tica wastes no time in pulling Mia aside and talking to her. I watch out of the corner of my eye, and Mia looks a little shocked, but then smiles. She comes over to me and starts holding my hand. So far, so good.
Of course the Tica wants her money and is guaranteeing that Mia is going to do it. This makes me suspicious. Clearly if I'm willing to pay this much, Mia would try to ask for more. But I pay the Tica for her part as agreed. But of course she wants the whole $100. I end up giving her $50, plus another $30 later when she starts whining about losing her ID. It was just too much to deal with, and she was killing my talking with Mia.
The Tica then starts telling me I should go and put $500 in Mia's pocket. I tell her I'm not doing that and that I'm more than happy to pay Mia half when we get to my room, and the other half after. I'm starting to think the whole thing is a scam. But then the Tica says something that makes me think this may be legit. She says I can't bring Mia to the Presidente, because people know her and will talk. I would have to bring her to one of the further hotels and that Mia said she will have to meet me there.
Mia then comes over and has me enter my number and email into her iPhone, and she does the same. I see her number on her phone, so I know it's legit. At this point, I'm pretty happy. It looks like I'm going to get her, and at a fraction of the price I figured.
I take off back to my hotel to shower and change. I then call Mia, but the place is too noisy for us to hear each other. So I text her. No response. I don't hear back from her, so an hour later I go back to Monkey Bar where she is leaving with some young stud. She is also pretty damn drunk and stumbles a little on her way out the door.
So the next day I swing by BM around 1pm, committed to getting the deal done. I go to the bar, and Mia is ignoring me a bit. I figured that last night must have been a scam. So I decide to go ahead and make a final offer to see if I can land her. I hand her my business card, along with a note that says $5,000.00 USD. I tell her to email me if she would like to get together. She looked at the note, and her eyes popped out a bit.
But it has been nearly 24 hours, and I have not heard from her. I'm surprised and disappointed. I was really hoping to get her. I know the money seems extreme, but this trip is pretty damn cheap compared to most of my vacations, and it's the same amount I would pay for a couple of girls in Vegas.
A few people have mentioned they have "done that" with Mia. If you know something I can do to make this happen, feel free to PM me. But at this point I think I have to assume I can't get this one.
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