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Dont worry about your 50 grand....it wont be a consideration long... ....dont sell or refinance your house...dont buy any kind of dwelling in cr...dont go thru the hassle of becoming a resident expecting a magical transformation and feeling of belonging...ticos and colombians with the exception of those who have been trained or educated in the states dont have a clue...theyll resent and eventually begin to despise you because you expect results and accountability in dealing with corrupt authority and slovenly idiocy...you will think your 1900 dollars is a pitttance...they will try and make you think it is more so..all the while trimming the crust off your bread in ever bigger slices...dont worry ..all the advice and planning will evaporate as your wonderful new honey and family living in squalor and run by sophisticated expats strip you to the bone while youre still reeling with culture shock...to survive and prosper .... become a benevolent dictator..people will respect you and feel comfortable with a familiar overiding direct authority figure in dealing with everday life..everying from a stolen legalized almost new suv to a legal residence can be be bought for cheap if you can in good conscience with gleefull larceny and tico think "get with the program" ...people who have lived here 30 or 40 yrs with tico families will tell you...itd be a great place except for the ticos....asking about which place is cheaper is like asking whats better ..drinking a cup of clorox or russian roulette with a springfield armory...learning spanish and being able to wrap your head around the above least negative things youll encounter in central and south america is a good start ...spend a few months...fuckeverythinginsight....go ...home ...chuckle over all the running dogs whining and begging over big flabby worn out waddling gringa pu*sy....repeat..repeat....repeat..

Prime fact I got: 50% of expats who move here go back home or somewhere else within 2 years--the culture shock is too much for them.

Most guys "git it" about 2 weeks into making the actual move..by that time if they have any assets worth having theres a blood sucking chica on theirass immediately..who then attempts to isolate and convince him that shes in dire straits and really just wants to take care of him(and the 12 or so rfmers online) as he ages If youre sick or dying and just want to pass away without giving ashit about proving that your life hasnt been a waste and failure to a bunch of grasping greedy incompetant idiotic morons who cant wipe theirass with both hands in banana land or waking up in mid life crisis and finding you have been sleepwalking thriough life wondering why goofy greedy gringas with an agenda arent concerned about your happiness and welfare like mom was..and decide to rescue your projected image of someone lacking the guts and intellect to make it in a third world shithole like cr... or maybe thinking youre going to tear it up after seeing the general population of ticos making down syndromers look like einstein on meth..youll find lots of latents and gays spurned by the judges lawyers and doctors who subsidized them until they become long in the tooth .. too old to hook a live one and too young to "work" flee to sanctuary and anonymity in cr...many to put distance between killing and dismembering ex wives..people from all over the world evading warrants and living in condo complexes in escazu emerging only at night to flee or on a stretcher and home or to argentinas recoleta cemetary for burial..other than cheap pu*sy if youre paying tico rates..its a great place to drift and dream ..floating on a shimmering multi hued transluscent leaf in a monochromatic dream down a reeking river of shitbrained theiving asslicking judges politicians cops realtors taxi drivers..it used to be a haven for people with a little money or a 36 per cent a yr return from the brothers to act and live like imaginary gentry until it became too dangerous to look like you have anything worth stealing and they fled back to a room or pension after the politicians and olligarchs made a big deal of shutting down the brothers ..having gutted the place of all but token maintenance dollars years earlier.. its the disneyland ..the vegas of bait and switch ..a wonderland of Ben Dovers wildest heavy metals infused diet of ddt saturated gomers bred for passivity and a drunken incestuous propensity for delusions of equating "pure life" with blundering through a span of time with uncle sugar and the gringos wiping their assfrom birth to death in a microcephalic revery of self importance and wondering why theres no place to connect to cable on TV trays

Most guys "git it" about 2 weeks into making the actual move..by that time if they have any assets worth having theres a blood sucking chica on theirass immediately..who then attempts to isolate and convince him that shes in dire straits and really just wants to take care of him(and the 12 or so rfmers online) as he ages If youre sick or dying and just want to pass away without giving ashit about proving that your life hasnt been a waste and failure to a bunch of grasping greedy incompetant idiotic morons who cant wipe theirass with both hands in banana land or waking up in mid life crisis and finding you have been sleepwalking thriough life wondering why goofy greedy gringas with an agenda arent concerned about your happiness and welfare like mom was..and decide to rescue your projected image of someone lacking the guts and intellect to make it in a third world shithole like cr... or maybe thinking youre going to tear it up after seeing the general population of ticos making down syndromers look like einstein on meth..youll find lots of latents and gays spurned by the judges lawyers and doctors who subsidized them until they become long in the tooth .. too old to hook a live one and too young to "work" flee to sanctuary and anonymity in cr...many to put distance between killing and dismembering ex wives..people from all over the world evading warrants and living in condo complexes in escazu emerging only at night to flee or on a stretcher and home or to argentinas recoleta cemetary for burial..other than cheap pu*sy if youre paying tico rates..its a great place to drift and dream ..floating on a shimmering multi hued transluscent leaf in a monochromatic dream down a reeking river of shitbrained theiving asslicking judges politicians cops realtors taxi drivers..it used to be a haven for people with a little money or a 36 per cent a yr return from the brothers to act and live like imaginary gentry until it became too dangerous to look like you have anything worth stealing and they fled back to a room or pension after the politicians and olligarchs made a big deal of shutting down the brothers ..having gutted the place of all but token maintenance dollars years earlier.. its the disneyland ..the vegas of bait and switch ..a wonderland of Ben Dovers wildest heavy metals infused diet of ddt saturated gomers bred for passivity and a drunken incestuous propensity for delusions of equating "pure life" with blundering through a span of time with uncle sugar and the gringos wiping their assfrom birth to death in a microcephalic revery of self importance and wondering why theres no place to connect to cable on TV trays