Jamrock60 wrote:
Dean wrote:
PVC,
I am here to help. Go to the grocery store.
If you see a girl in the cereal section, you look at her then select Captain Crunch (peanut butter or regular). No lady wants to be with a guy that eats Fruit Loops or that all fiber stuff. You would think Frosted Flakes with Tony the Tiger would be good. Nope, sorry, tigers are not the king of jungle. No need to say anything, you're the Captain.
Let's say you see her in the produce section, grab two peaches, Hold them firmly in your hands and ask the senorita "What do you think, ripe enough?".
If you happen to come by her in the bread section. Gently squeeze the loaf of bread in front of her and say "I like it when it is soft, yet with some body".
A hottie is selecting Triscuits, you are choosing... Ritz. Look at her, give her a wink and ask if they sell wine here. "Oh no, where do they sell wine? Can you show me? I love crackers, cheese and wine. Why don't you join me and bring your Triscuits along."
Don't buy generic in front of them. They are the smart coupon savers. You are a guy that buys top end. Then she gets the message that you are a typical guy and that she could spend your money, all she has to do is put out. Don't forget to blow her off after she blows you.
Any other helpful shopping tips you need let me know.
Dean
DAM I NEEDED THIS LAUGH GOOD ONE DEAN GOOD ONE...
Agreed, I was laughing so hard, hahahah
You are right, in Thailand, everything is handed to you in a plate
I do miss my trips there......
Much easier with semi pro or even non pro
But I going to CR so to discover new territory!!!!!!!