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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:17 pm 
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JazzboCR wrote:
You wanna be real careful about qualifying the ladies age-wise--knowing how to spot a fake cedula, for example. CR takes that und*r-age stuff very seriously.


How would I figure a fake cedula? It is my first time in CR. What is the law for age of consent in CR?
I dont want to get in trouble. Advise pls


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JayJ wrote:
Burger King by Sabanna park and San Pedro area with Call Amurgura (sp) university ave street along with El pueblo, spanish and wingman are strongly recommended :twisted: :wink:
Also Bagelmanns has some cuties. 8)


Any experience pickuping up semi pro in this place? Any opening lines, the process?
In Thai, you just smile at the gilr and if she smile back, you invitate her to a hambuger and get the ball rolling, is it i the same in CR?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:21 pm 
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Are you a plumber???
Once you get to Costa Rica you will see things first hand :D
The girls drift in an out like a full moon tide
You may find a chica that does not work to much, not that hard, or a chica that is a pro but rocks your world
Try not to over plan ! I found a girl that is great when I was not looking :D
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That's somewhat of a complaint about CR. You don't just get to smile and have them fall at your feet. What you're looking for requires "all you". Asking anybody for an "opening line" tells me maybe you should just go with the flow... :idea:
Thailand everything gets handed to you, I'm sure a big reason mongers like it..

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:50 pm 
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I look for non pro/students information. The bar scene is not really my thing, so I am looking for a place to find non pro or university students that need financial help. In Thailand the McDonalds is the place to be. It is my first trip to SJ, Thanks for any help in advance.


Since you Speak Spanish I would check out some of the dating sites like TAGED and check out girls from Costa Rica. At least you can start a dialogue that way and find out if she is a non-pro or pro......

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PVC,

I am here to help. Go to the grocery store.

If you see a girl in the cereal section, you look at her then select Captain Crunch (peanut butter or regular). No lady wants to be with a guy that eats Fruit Loops or that all fiber stuff. You would think Frosted Flakes with Tony the Tiger would be good. Nope, sorry, tigers are not the king of jungle. No need to say anything, you're the Captain.

Let's say you see her in the produce section, grab two peaches, Hold them firmly in your hands and ask the senorita "What do you think, ripe enough?".

If you happen to come by her in the bread section. Gently squeeze the loaf of bread in front of her and say "I like it when it is soft, yet with some body".

A hottie is selecting Triscuits, you are choosing... Ritz. Look at her, give her a wink and ask if they sell wine here. "Oh no, where do they sell wine? Can you show me? I love crackers, cheese and wine. Why don't you join me and bring your Triscuits along."

Don't buy generic in front of them. They are the smart coupon savers. You are a guy that buys top end. Then she gets the message that you are a typical guy and that she could spend your money, all she has to do is put out. Don't forget to blow her off after she blows you.

Any other helpful shopping tips you need let me know.

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Dean wrote:
PVC,

I am here to help. Go to the grocery store.

If you see a girl in the cereal section, you look at her then select Captain Crunch (peanut butter or regular). No lady wants to be with a guy that eats Fruit Loops or that all fiber stuff. You would think Frosted Flakes with Tony the Tiger would be good. Nope, sorry, tigers are not the king of jungle. No need to say anything, you're the Captain.

Let's say you see her in the produce section, grab two peaches, Hold them firmly in your hands and ask the senorita "What do you think, ripe enough?".

If you happen to come by her in the bread section. Gently squeeze the loaf of bread in front of her and say "I like it when it is soft, yet with some body".

A hottie is selecting Triscuits, you are choosing... Ritz. Look at her, give her a wink and ask if they sell wine here. "Oh no, where do they sell wine? Can you show me? I love crackers, cheese and wine. Why don't you join me and bring your Triscuits along."

Don't buy generic in front of them. They are the smart coupon savers. You are a guy that buys top end. Then she gets the message that you are a typical guy and that she could spend your money, all she has to do is put out. Don't forget to blow her off after she blows you.

Any other helpful shopping tips you need let me know.

Dean


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Jamrock60 wrote:
Dean wrote:
PVC,

I am here to help. Go to the grocery store.

If you see a girl in the cereal section, you look at her then select Captain Crunch (peanut butter or regular). No lady wants to be with a guy that eats Fruit Loops or that all fiber stuff. You would think Frosted Flakes with Tony the Tiger would be good. Nope, sorry, tigers are not the king of jungle. No need to say anything, you're the Captain.

Let's say you see her in the produce section, grab two peaches, Hold them firmly in your hands and ask the senorita "What do you think, ripe enough?".

If you happen to come by her in the bread section. Gently squeeze the loaf of bread in front of her and say "I like it when it is soft, yet with some body".

A hottie is selecting Triscuits, you are choosing... Ritz. Look at her, give her a wink and ask if they sell wine here. "Oh no, where do they sell wine? Can you show me? I love crackers, cheese and wine. Why don't you join me and bring your Triscuits along."

Don't buy generic in front of them. They are the smart coupon savers. You are a guy that buys top end. Then she gets the message that you are a typical guy and that she could spend your money, all she has to do is put out. Don't forget to blow her off after she blows you.

Any other helpful shopping tips you need let me know.

Dean


DAM I NEEDED THIS LAUGH GOOD ONE DEAN GOOD ONE...


Agreed, I was laughing so hard, hahahah
You are right, in Thailand, everything is handed to you in a plate
I do miss my trips there......
Much easier with semi pro or even non pro

But I going to CR so to discover new territory!!!!!!!


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Yeah, he forgot to add the part where the tico novio shows up and starts a fight with his novia which gets him involved and in jail. Yeah, good one!!! :P :P :P

I will stand by my first post on this. Come in and learn the lay of the land. Learn the CR protocols and then blaze your own trails.

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I agree with JOsie. Don't forget this is Latin America where Catholics are king and large families are the norm. Many of those guys hanging out at the local club are likely to be her brothers, cousins, uncles, etc. Watch your back....

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One probably needs about 30-60 days in the country to date the semis with regularity. :lol: Buena ticas need to be home by midnite, and it could definitely turn out to be like high school with maybe 30 days or more of waiting for the cuatro palta. :shock: If she does like you then going to the movies and later on the beach are big steps in the relationship are more bases could possibly be rounded. 8) Be careful if you have a car, because she will want to be picked up and dropped off at her house, and the Policia are as thirsty for punishing tickets are you will be in the bar. :twisted: Study up a bit on the history of the country and or world cup soccer, if she takes you to a local bar to watch the game, another big step and she might be either showing you off a bit or want to introduce you to family and crew. :roll: Be sure to drink a lot. :oops:


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:10 am 
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Then why go to CR? Best use of your time, hit the HDR and forget non-pro until you know the lay of the land. Otherwise, you might end up with Manuela.


Manuela....boy I havent heard that one in a long time.
Thanks for the good laugh. :lol:


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Pvcepeda wrote:
I look for non pro/students information. The bar scene is not really my thing, so I am looking for a place to find non pro or university students that need financial help. In Thailand the McDonalds is the place to be. It is my first trip to SJ, Thanks for any help in advance.


When I travel to San Jose Costa Rica I have my best luck meeting university students at the local Jack In Da Box……… :lol:

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Dean wrote:
Don't buy generic in front of them. They are the smart coupon savers. You are a guy that buys top end. Then she gets the message that you are a typical guy and that she could spend your money, all she has to do is put out. Don't forget to blow her off after she blows you.
Dean


Good ideas. but keep an eye out for the wet clean up on isle 9


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I haven't stopped laughing yet. But seriously, know that when she first meets you she is sizing up your ability to support all of her family and extended family. I know we are all cynics here, but from hard won experience. Needy relatives will come out of the woodwork. :P


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