When instituting the quit your job, give me a ride for a glass of water maneuver, one must be sure to put ice in the water. It is critical that she has a cold glass of water which can not happen directly from the tap. It is all outlined in a book I read called "The Mongering Moocher" published by Cambridge Press, located near where the author lives. His name eludes me at the moment, I believe it is Njjoe, but that is just his alias.
For instance, eating for free, "Vermont Viddles".
You go to dinner with a CRT brother and when the check arrives you pull out the copy of your passport, say "Oh no". You feverishly frisk all your pockets, then say "Damn". You tell the CRT buddy that you thought you put your money with your paperwork and it's not there. You say you hope you didn't drop it and the CRT guy starts feeling a bit sorry for you. Then you tell him to wait here and you will go to the hotel. Now, you obviously don't have money for a taxi and you are willing to walk it. But, during dinner, you tell him about some hidden MP where the girls are 10's and plan on going after dinner with him. He will not be willing to wait for you to walk so he will pick up the tab. You insist on getting him next time. It is critical that you do not stay at the same hotel so you don't cross paths at a later date. Since you are so worried about losing your money, you are not in the mood to go to the MP. You just want to walk back to the hotel to clear your head.
Njjoe is one shrewed shyster.
Dean