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 Post subject: The Best Machine
PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:11 am 
PHD From Del Rey University!
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An ObGyn once said:" A vagina is the best machine in the world--it can be started with 1 finger, it's self-lubricating, it takes any size piston, and changes it's own oil every 4 weeks. Damn shame it's management system is so f*cking temperamental."

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:16 am 
Ticas ask me for advice!
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haha...i like this one
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