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While touring China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.'

The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.' The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'
The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only choice.'
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'

The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!' The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttah,always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!' Oh, Thank God!' the man replies. 'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, ' just wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!'

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

I knew a guy who did the same thing (Unprotected Sex in China); he ended up having a K*D that was handicapped. He named it, “Sum-Ting Wong”

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and there was that one-eyed prostitute in Beijing named... See One Ting

lol

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...And then there's the Chinese sailor who comes home after 2 years at sea to find a distressingly Caucasian-looking addition to the family.
He says, "2 Wongs don't make a White."
Her response, "It was purely Occidental."

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Paco's joke was originally told on the Johnny Carson show by Buddy Hackett except it was "Hong Kong Dong".

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

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The Buddy Hackett HBO special is VERY funny, one of the best!

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Can't speak on Buddy Hackett's HBO Special, not having seen it but his late night shows were "blue" as you want to get. Freaking hilarious. And with that rubbery face--fall-down funny. His was one of the funnier re-tellings of "The Aristocrats" joke.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Buddy could be dirty without having to use the F word in between each word, a real lost art for a comic now a days . If he used a 4 letter word it was the right time/place for the joke, not repeated over and over.

My favorite was he was telling Johnny Carson one night, about the time he was in the bar drinking when he was approached by a lovely lady who after a drink, said to him,” I do any thing you want for $100 if you can say it three words” Well the Buddy said he thought hard for a minute before saying ( Johnny got his hand on the censor button at this point, cause you know what Buddy going to say- and I would too for a cein ) “ paint my house - $ 100 bucks that a real deal!”