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You know we are bustin everyones chops eh Novice

Dear Paco, I have a friend ... lets call him "Pequena Loco". Normally Id turn to him for advice, but last trip he slept with a man. Sure technically she was a woman, but we had to go to instant replay to be sure. He had a tummy ache but I think it was because his subconscious was not happy with the man experience ... what should I tell him?

Pequena Loco may have slept with a couple short haired girls, but they were 100% chica, unlike the "girls" you and Latinoheat were hanging out with in the park.
And was not Pequena Loco the only one out of the Loser Tour that actually had a novia for the evening and got laid on New years eve?

Now please explain the deal with Handjob-Solo. If anyone needs professional help... it would be him.
What kind of disturbed sick bastard plays with himself in an airplane lavatory on the way to CR? And then doesn't even get laid for 2-3 days after he arrives?
Does anyone know a good psychiatrist in SJO we can send Handjob-Solo to?

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Dear Paco

Handjob Solo was using the force to hold out for Jabher-in-the-hut. I sense the force is strong with this one.

He was happy to hook up with Boobie-fete later in the week.

I think he was scared of by the ewoks that Paco dragged home, and the fact that Latinofrio was interested in JarJar

Dear Taco-Loco:

I have a friend that jerks off in the lavatory of airplanes. Even though he is only a couple hours away from getting pu*sy, he still finds it necessary to wrap his grubby little pudgy fingers around his pinga. The wierd thing is that once he gets to his destination, the BM, he still rather go to the hotel toilet and massage himself. Does he have a problem or is that normal?

I also have an economic question. This same person, I will name him "I'm sooooo ashamed" to save him embarassment, also cannot negotiate a fee less than $100 for any chica. He runs around the BM in his little ballet shoes screaming Cha Cha Cha, Cha Cha Cha. Then when he finda a chica that pays attention to him, he runs to one of his amigos to negotiate a price for him. I fear a friend is not always available and therefore he pays a $100 for a service. What advice can you give this sick individual.