A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach
one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of
a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You
poor man," she says. "I bet you've never been kissed
have you?"
The man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends
down and plants a good one right on the mouth.
A few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up.
"You look like you need a hug," she says.
He agrees that would be nice, she gives him a great
one, and walks away.
A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks
by. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks
down at him.
"Mister," she says, "Have you ever been screwed?"
"No," he says with a hopeful grin.
"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in."
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