I've stayed off this thread for a long time, because I knew that only the biggest LOSERS of CRT post on this thread. But I can no longer hold my tongue!
Oh yeah! I'm the ultimate chick magnet.

And since Spanky posted my pic without my permission, you all can see why I've had so much success with the chica's.
But what you don't realize.... is that the chicks don't dig me.... they just love my attire, which is what gives me all my "
game" !!
(damn... I can't believe I'm telling all you guys this). They love a thick beard, the kitty-cat t-shirt and the retro black wrist band. But what you can't see in the lower part of the pic - is my tight cut off / daisy duke blue jean shorts and my knee-high black socks and sandals. Ya throw in a splash or two of English Leather or Musk For Men ? Drives 'em nuts!
I know what some of you are thinking..... I would've mentioned Old Spice, Aqua Velva or Brut - but that's a little over the top. I don't think it would be prudent for newbies to read that. The results of the overwhelming attention they'd get from the chica's might be a little too much for a 1st time visitor to CR. And If I had recommended Vitalis ??? Fuhgeddaboudit !!!
Ok boys. My secrets are out. If you go out at nite in CR with this advice, you'll have all the chica's wrapped around your pinky! When you see me in town, just buy me a drink, and we'll call it even!
Mucho Gusto
