Man walks into Belks and asks the sales lady for a bra for his wife. The sales lady asks him what type of bra he wants. He says Type ? You mean there is more than 1 type ?
The sales lady says : Yes look around Actually out of all the hundreds of bras you see there are only 3 types.
The man seems confused and says 3 types Well what are they ?
The sales lady says Well There is the catholic type, the Salvation Army type and The Baptist type. Which one do you need ?
Still confused the man asks : What is the difference ?
The sales lady says Well The Catholic type supports the masses, The Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen and The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.
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