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Having nothing better to do, I thought I’d share my experience of thievery this last week. I was on my way to Relax and stopped at Del Rey for a beer to get the juices flowing, if you know what I mean. When I arrived I ran into Rebeca, a woman I have had fun with in the past (see pic 11128). She asked if I wanted to go to hotel Asia. When I declined her offer she asked why. I told her it’s only 15 mil at Relax (and more fun). So she asked if she could she have a beer. I bought the beer and after a while she excused herself to go to the bathroom. She was gone for a very long time and when she returned she sat with me for a while and then asked for 5 mil for diapers. O.K. so I gave her the 5 mil because she’s always been good to me in the past. She then said she was done for the day and would be going home. Whatever. I left for the farmacia to buy vitamin c. When I reached for my wallet it was gone. I returned immediately to Del Rey and had security look into it. They returned to tell me the checked the video at my table and there had been no funny business at my table. I resigned myself to the loss of my wallet, driver’s license, credit card and 35 mil. I reported the c.c. loss immediately and reminded myself that the loss was insignificant and that I had not experienced armed robbery. I’m going home for a visit Monday and I need to renew my D.L. anyway so it wasn’t a big deal, just a pain in the ass. That night I received a phone call from a chica to tell me she had found my wallet, minus the cash but with the c.c. When I asked her how she had my phone number, she said she had found it in the wallet. I didn’t remember that it was written down in my wallet but it was possible. She agreed to meet me at the McDonalds in the Plaza de Cultura. When she arrived (two hours late) and identified me, she proceeded to explain that yes, she had my wallet but that she needed for me to give her a finders fee of $100 in order to return my wallet. I replied “Que clase de extorsion es esto?” She said that her friend had told her she should get $100 and that it wasn’t much money to pay to get the wallet back. I replied “De verdad? No es mucho dinero? Tal vez no es mucho para ustedes, pero, para mi es mucho.” Acting as outraged as possible but making no move for the wallet, I stalled for time trying to locate one of the ever present tourist policemen to help me resolve the matter. When I realized there weren’t any in the area, I realized I was on my own. Taking advantage of the fact that we were in a very crowded tourist area I demanded loudly and forcefully “Da me mi billatera!” She finally handed it over and then asked what her reward was going to be. I gave her the 4 mil that I had in my pocket and went home. When I got home I went through everything in the wallet and my phone number was nowhere to be found. The funny part is, the only person in the gulch who knows my number is Rebeca. To summarize, let that be a lesson to me and to whomever else may benefit from the experience. Don’t carry around more than you can stand to lose and don’t give a puta the benefit of a doubt. Oh yeah, a little Spanish can go a long way too.

Just want to follow up on Esposo de Barbie's post to say that the "nightclub" at the old Park Hotel is open. It's called Baby Dolls, and it won't hold much attraction for afficionados of the old Park Hotel.

I stopped by there last Saturday (4th of July... some of us spent memorable 4ths there long ago). The improvements to the physical plant that the last hotel owner made seem to have evaporated, and the place looks even more run down then in the last days of Bill Bullock. The "nightclub" opens at 5PM. I was there around 3:30PM, and would have gladly given it the benefit of the doubt and stayed if there were the slightest glimmer of hope that it might be enjoyable. I left after five minutes.

The place looks like a very run down Tico bar. Of course the old bar was torn down, and a new one is in its place. The old one looked very classy compared to this one. As for the club -- it reminded me of 1970's era New York Adult Emporiums... a doorway in the back led to the "club." The place was seedy and smelly, and even the bathroom was in worse shape than it was in the old days... and that seemed hardly possible.

There were a couple of girls coming in... but the quality was terrible. Think older and skankier.

lol

Not to mention the inflated chica prices of 120 USD!!!! yikes.

I thought MAYBE 5% of the girls there were worth $100 a whop. Maybe.

The rest of them would be lucky to get $40-50.

The over all level of 'fitness' of the girls was pretty poor. Lots of guts, lots of frankenstein stitches, and their hygiene was not all that good.

MDE then DR for me this fall!!! can't wait. CR can bite the big one, lol.

Well me and two of my buddies just got back from San Jose a couple of days ago. We stayed at Hotel Little Havanah. We had the Monte Cristo suite and i truly was not impressed. Even though we spend $225 a night (including a CRT discount) it is a shit hole in my opinion. First when you pull up to the building it looks like nothing like a "hotel." The rooms definitely are not as nice as the pictures show them to be. They have put some nice furniture but my bed spread was old, had cigarette burns on it and had couple of stains.

I called and asked for the bed spread to be changed which they did. But the sheets were uncomfortable and the mattress was so uncomfortable that i tossed and turned the entire night. The bathrooms had cracks in the tile etc. Basically you can polish a turd all you want, it is still shit.

I was there for two days and got with six girls total. Not bad. None of them i would write home about or brag or even good enough to show pics to show friends back home. I got with three girls from HLH. In my opinion they were 6-7s at best. To qualify my scale, a 5 in my book is someone average that is doable with a couple of drinks. A 6 is above avg, and a 7 is definitely doable. A girl that is a solid 8 is fine, 9 and 10s are perfection. I see way too many guys that rate a girl a 9 or 10 and in my scaling it is 7 or 8.

We never went to any MPs. We went to Del Rey and SL. Did not pick up any girls from SL, again, there was one colombiana there the second night that was a solid 8-9 to me but we left cause the other two guys didnt like anything they saw there. Del Rey had 100 girls there each night. I did see three to four 9s, but not a 10 in my opinion. I felt as though a lot of the girls were a little stuck up at Del Rey.

The fine ones (9s) which were colombian would not agree to a BBBJ which was a deal breaker for me. I did pick up three girls from Del Rey which were 8s and they were fun girls, but again nothing to write home about.

I hope this does not come across as stuck up but my girlfriends that i dont pay for back in florida are much better looking than the girls i saw down there. Both of my friends kept saying that the whole trip.

What i found with every single girl i was with except one was that they looked pretty solid dressed/covered up. But once the clothes came off, you ended up with the saggy tits, and phucked up stomachs. Even 18, 19yo girls have K*ds etc. My two buddies that were with me also had the same experience. Again i saw a handful that looked to have a solid body and perfect midsection and no chub and those were the ones that would not agree to a BBBJ.

...and lousy BJs from youtube stars.

I've also said many times, that if I were to go to CR just for the chicas, I would be disappointed.

Cujo