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I just saw Geraldo and had the same visceral reaction to his that I have always had. I want to beat the living shit out of him.
I just hadn't seen him for a while so I forgot about him ( which is a good thing.)

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I phuck 'em just to see the look on their face.
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I've thought Geraldo was an absolute ass for the past 30 years. He's not worth a fart in a windstorm. I wouldn't spit on him much less fight him.

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How is it possible that he is a millionaire!!! It pisses me off more that Geraldo makes money when he's a sensationalist and an A-hole. After you beat the crap out of him and the other spit in his face, I would kick him in the kidney.

BB

Theo Epstein. It was much more fun when we could chant "1918."

Squidface...

Not that anyone knows who the Phuck he is...

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Fight? What fight? Haven't you guys heard of a .458 Weatherby at 30 meters? If you want to put a lick on someone, do it right and don't take a chance on getting your hair mussed.

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"Amen, brother"-ED

I'd like to Cat Lick Janet Jackson to full submission.

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JazzboCR

That’s a 460 Weatherby, 458 Winchester ---But as long you brought it up, why not use a 700 Holland and Holland ( the 800 H-H are very very rare ) a 600- H-H can be had very cheaply if you are in a hurry -- But then there will not be a lot left to eat ( hey I am from WI and that is still considered normal here)

Thanks for the reminder Jazzbo-

I'd also like to fight any gangsta wannabe who thinks their tough cause they have a gun. I'm not old but still old school. Mano y mano, put that gun down homie and fight for real. Not so many tough gangsters out there without a glock...

Cujo

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I like that idea of mud wrestling with Halle Berry.

Joe Scarborough - Asshole and so angry

Mika Brezinski - his goody 2 shoe sidekick whose husband produces porn.

Fox Morning Crew-Steve Douche, Brian Kilmeade, Gretchen - I don't think they believe any of their BS.

Hannity- Can't wait for his sex scandal. Another one I think doesn't believe the BS he spews.

OK, ant Fox anchor except Greta but she is annoying too.

Chris Matthews-smug North Eastern son of a bitch ut I like his commentary.

Boomer Esiason - Always trying to talk down to Marino

Nick Saban - a Prick

Urban Meyer - I hate the Gators and his cocky tude(he does back it up though)

TO - self explanatory

Brett Favre _ his last 2 years have been bizarre and diva-ish.

Jon & Kate - She is such a bitch and gringas like her will keep the Ticas in business forever. He is a tool by letting himself getting berated on nat TV all the time and then running off with ugly bad girls.

Ari Gold - fictional from Entourage, but c'mon, what a jerk and every other word is a F-bomb. Give the emmy to Johnny Drama.

OK, mine and everyone's #1.....

Osama Bin Laden - After I tape myself beating the life out of him, I'll put it on You tube for everyone to enjoy and turn his body in and collect the $25MM.


I'm sure I'll think of more........like Dr. Phil, more Fox A-holes, etc.

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I have to add Roger Clemens. I always thought he was an aggressive, hot headed poor sportsmans so i was glad when the world finally realized that he was not a swell guy.
Throughout his career he always threw at guys who hit homers off of him out of spite. Not just a friendly brush back from the plate but at them.
It would be a good fight because he is scrappy.

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I phuck 'em just to see the look on their face.
Klatu, berata, nicto.

Roseanne Barr

I have always wanted to put on a pair of boots with the switch blade in it, like James West had in the Wild Wild West, and just kick that fat bitch right in the cunt a few times.

Richard Simmons

I would beat him to point of death, let him recover, then do it again.


Steve Urkel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncw70Hw1ffs

I couldn't begin to explain the amount of a beating I would put on that high-pitched mother phucker.


Whoppi Goldberg

I would wait for her to tell me one her stupid jokes. Then I would slap her until she gets that ridiculous smile off her face. Then I bend her over, pull out a rusty pipe which would be coated with 40 grit sand, and ram it in and out of her ass until it is fully coated with her blood. Upon completion, I'd take that same pipe and thrust it in her mouth making sure a break all her teeth then set her dreadlocks on fire.


Thanks Haywood, I needed to get that out of my system.

Dean

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I don't want to beat anyones ass. But... this is an interesting thread. From the responses it's clear who's a conservative and who's a liberal. Not one damned pragmatist.

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