Mikey Styles wrote:
“Four score and seven years ago our mongers brought forth, upon this Latin American continent, a new nation, conceived in camaraderie, and dedicated to the proposition that all chicas are created equal.â€
Mikey and the All-Stars
Mikey Styles (code name – “The Photographerâ€) – specializes in bringing out the best camera angles of the women of Costa Rica. He also speaks of his self in the third person and claims to have a spiritual and emotional connection with most of his many conquests.
The Monger Formerly Known as Butch 123 (codename – “CSU 82â€) – known as a monger of few words and is always on a mission to find the most beautiful chica in the Del Rey. There have been instances in which he will walk away from a fellow monger in mid sentence so that he can pounce on an unsuspecting chica walking by
Pretty Tony (codename – “Muy Joven Y Guapoâ€) – the prettiest member of the group; Pretty Tony uses his baby face and charm to capture the hearts of the ladies of CR. Also of note; he has an affinity for MILFs and was once heard saying, “Check out that chica; just look at those amazing wrinkles and age spots. Perfect!â€
Skink (codename – “The Padreâ€) – during one trip, Skink set next to Pretty Tony and one chica said that he looked like Tony’s Padre.
50 Strokes (codename – “50â€) – uses his bilingual skills to make the chicas melt in his arms
Porky Pig 1942 (codename – “Porkyâ€) – with a background in the medical field, Porky likes to thoroughly examine his patients before taking them to the room. He is very outspoken which provides hours of entertainment.
Kyle B (codename – “Smooth Operatorâ€) – he is a laid back smooth operator who knows what he wants.
Allen (codename – “the Dancerâ€) – this man of many hats can be found nightly “grinding†on chicas at the Key Largo. He also is the creator of the “confessional†in which he grabs interesting looking chicas who walk by the table and he sits them down to ask them a series of questions. Allen has a knack of coercing the ladies to talk about very deep, oft times heart wrenchingly personal things in their life. All the while, the chicas earn colones for opening up their hearts.
Jimmy (codename – “The Translatorâ€) – Jimmy lives in Costa Rica and although he is a strict businessman, he takes time out of his busy schedule to help translate so that everyone in the group receives Tico prices.
I am sure that there are many others in town during the 4th of July weekend. See you there!
Mikey, will you be in town on July 16 thru July 20. Would love to see you while in town! C.