Yes I would agree the El Presidente has Run Its Course!!!
Check In is too Quick, The Bellman will not let me touch my bags, and insist on telling me everything about my room… Duh Like I’ve never stayed here before! The Jr. Suites are too Large, the Air Conditioning is Too Cold. I hate Warm Showers, and my Room Attendants are way Too Accommodating making sure that I have Extra Towels Every Day, Clean Sheets, Extra Pillows, Heck they even fill my Ice Bucket Every Evening.. I just Hate That!!
The Free Breakfast interrupts my early Morning sleep plans, and why do I have to order my Eggs Specially Made. I like Fresh Orange Juice that has Pits, and when I sit on the Rail I feel like everyone is watching me eat. Everyone is Way Too Happy at this Hotel always saying Hello, and Goodbye… Who gave them the right to try and keep me Happy!.????
When I venture up those stairs too visit the Administrative Office to give my regards to Maria and Wendy they are way Too Willing to stop what they are doing to talk with me. I think it’s a Set-Up to get me to reserve for my next Trip…. Sneaks they are…
I haven’t even begun to comment on the Traffic this place gets, with the Locals, and these Gringo’s with A Million-Dollar Smile and Five and Dime Wallets. And what’s the Deal with that Front Desk Seems to be a Very Popular Hangout …. Must be for Lotto Tickets or something…
What has Happened to this Hotel, I Must Be Crazy …..
Nope Just a Bad Dream!!!!!
I’m Ok now I just checked my RSVP note I received from Maria and Wendy wishing me a Happy New Year and confirming my next stay in April …
Talk about Cold Sweats…
Johnnie B.
