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yea I guess so, I just thought that was some funny shit. Btw, all guys should try and kiss a girl before they even hit the bedroom. Just my opinion of course.

I'd like to add another one and this goes for guys as well; Yawning without turning away or covering your mouth.

It's not about manners per say as much as it is; how awful each of us looks when we yawn....

Go ahead and try it at home. Get a good (real) yawn in front of the mirror and you tell me how hideous that looks. To me, coming from a chica it's even worse. Whether she's at the bar, on the dance floor, in conversation etc..

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

I find yawning attractive. I view it as an invitation to stick my dick in her mouth.

I agree that yawning is unattractive OTOH it could be a nonverbal indication that BBBJ is understood. She is presenting you with one of the target areas you need to hit with your arrow.

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

bad breath
upselling in the room
moaning; it's sooooo big!

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Christopher Walken

smelling like AquaVelvet probably means that PacoLoco was just with her

Teeth marks on my pecker

pecker marks on her teeth

1. Attitude
2. Hygiene
3. Cuerpo

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Man, there are just so many:

OK, the easy and obvious:

No Kissing.....if we are not kissing in the bar, we don't even head back to my room.

Immediately asking me, let's go for massaje, sexo, babi.....too soon, I like to get know her a bit, have some drinks, build some chemistry.

Cien...or worse....dos cientos

Cell phone....I nip that BS right in the bud....And on dates here in the US too. My date will not take calls when with me, period. Unless emergency.

All of the above can discern in the bar. Here are a couple in the room...

"Pay now" Usually my own "courting" technique at the bar eliminates this throughout the chemistry building, but I have a had a few sneak in.

C*m papi, leche...

Here's one that I've been tricked on....she takes off that beautiful tight out fit.....and.......all sorts of hanging folds and stretch marks....Some of those outfits really hide it. I actually have given some money to leave after that.

and the biggest turnoff of all in SJ, for me..............

......a Tica who is fluent in English......it just ruins it for me and I avoid.


Fun topic...

PURA VIDA!

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Livin' & Lovin' in Key Largo....oh....And the one in The Keys, too!

4. CBJ
5. HARD CORE HOE
6. TERRIBLE LEGS

NYG

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Damm that water is cold!!!
And deep too!!!

LMAO!

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Hey Pops, good to see you posting.

I assume we are talking about providers, not women in general. Some of these obviously apply to all women.

My pet peeves:

1) Bad personal hygiene -- strange or unpleasant odors wafting in from la chica to assault my delicate nasal passages is an automatic DQ.

2) Bad attitude - covers a myriad of sins, and most have been posted already so I won't get into that.

3) Reneging on agreed deals -- those who agree to everything up front and then chicken out when they see the size of the tool -- "Ay papi a mi no me cabe eso en el cul..." (I know it's BS which makes it even more of a turn off ).

4) Girls who are indifferent performers in bed -- i.e who just want to lay there and make you do all the work. Sorry baby, it's my money and I'm certainly not going to WORK for a CM... that's your job.

5) Girls who have no conversation. For me an important part of the GFE is to have at least a little chemistry with the provider. If I'm trying to have a conversation with her and all she says is "Si. No. Cien.", I'm saying "NEXT".

6) Drama queens: "QUE TU HACES CON ELLA DESGRACIADO??!!! NO SABES QUE VINE CAMINANDO DESDE CARTAGO PARA ESTAR CONTIGO Y TE ENCUENTRO CON OTRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"... you get the picture.

7) Liars.

8- Girls in a hurry.

9) No butt / flat butt.

10) Too much Sass. Like any spice, a little is nice but too much spoils the meal.

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Too much body hair

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HERE'S ONE.....I hate it but if she's smoking and the GFE is there, I'll deal with it...and only in another country. In the US it is a deal breaker.

A cigarette smoker.....I hate that smoker's breath and the smell of smoke in her hair.


PURA VIDA!

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Im usually pretty relaxed with habits. I'm not to concerned about smoking, choice of drink, tattoos, whether they have a boyfriend, a sponsor, or if they've done coke.

The biggest thing for me is the mechanical process. The ones that don't try to make it as natural as possible, smile, have a good time, and just relax. Nothing worse then walking around or sitting with a girl who isn't even engaged in conversation with you, and looks totally awkward.