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Spanky returns to CR soon. What will happen first?
Chica Drama 8%  8%  [ 3 ]
Novia Drama 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Drunk Stupid Drama 44%  44%  [ 17 ]
Bitch Slapped by Big Daddy Drama 23%  23%  [ 9 ]
Poosie Whipped Drama 23%  23%  [ 9 ]
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Spanky returns to Cr. So what will happen first? The odds are all these events will happen some more than once.

Chica Drama - The usual yelling door slamming bullshit.

Novia Drama - Usually ends with the Text " I hope you phucking die!!!!" bullshit.

Drunk Stupid Drama - The usual geting on the bar and taking his shirt off bullshit.

Bitch Slapped by Big Daddy Drama - The first phucking time "CR sucks Pattaya is so much better" is uttered bullshit.

Poosie Whipped Drama - His dream comes true and disapears the rest of the trip. Probably followed by Novia Drama bullshit.

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I voted: Bitch Slapped by Big Daddy Drama and will pay for a photo! :lol:

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They will all occur, but I think that drunk drama will be first, and very soon after arrival (if not before). God help all within Spanky's gravitational orbit.

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Tough choice here…

I had to go with Big Daddy bitch slapping Spanky as the first of many dramas. This will probably happen at the airport or in the cab from the airport at the latest… :lol: :lol: :lol:

Soon to be followed by chica drama and then drunken drama… :P :P

I’m sure the stories will be interesting to say the least.

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I can't believe the King Troll and founder of the CR Sucks club is even going back to CR, WTF for :?: :? Hell just this morning he sent me another PM saying that REAL MEN go to Pattaya. :roll:

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I sadly, have never met El Spanko...but his reputation precedes (exceeds?) him. As most dramas per legend have arisen from alcohol abuse, I voted "drunk drama." :lol: I want an audio recording of the bitch-slap though, and will pay. :lol: It will become my ringtone. :D

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El Ciego wrote:
As most dramas per legend have arisen from alcohol abuse, I voted "drunk drama."


Most of my drama happens when I am sober sadly. Only one or two are caused by me being drunk.

Big Daddy slapping the shit out of me is a threat to not start in with the Costa Rica sucks portion of the trip early and often. I'm also apparently not allowed to mention Pattaya and how much better it is than Costa Rica which well and truly sucks.

Ciao, drama will likely occur when I walk-in but I'll be dead sober not counting the sleeping pills wearing off. I have a 5:15 AM flight into CR. I usually wait till at least 10 before drinking and I land at 9:45.

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Mendobrew wrote:
Tough choice here…

I had to go with Big Daddy bitch slapping Spanky as the first of many dramas. This will probably happen at the airport or in the cab from the airport at the latest… :lol: :lol: :lol:

Soon to be followed by chica drama and then drunken drama… :P :P

I’m sure the stories will be interesting to say the least.

Mendo


I am going to agree Mendobrew on this one.

All of them will happen but novia drama because even CR chicas no better then to make Spanky their novio. :P
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PacoLoco wrote:
I can't believe the King Troll and founder of the CR Sucks club is even going back to CR, WTF for :?: :?


Because he privately told me Costa Rica doesnt really suck all that much! There is a special honey there he is really sweet on but SSSSHHHHHHHHH!!! shock: :roll: :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

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TOOOO EASY !!!!


Of course OPTION 3 !!!!! :P :lol: :lol:
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I had to go with the drunk drama.......after all Big Daddy your just much of a fan for Pattaya too.....so can't see you doing that to the poor little guy !! :wink: :wink:

You forgot to add one other option to vote on...... THE BURNT LEG DRAMA..... :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:

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CRT Bound wrote:

You forgot to add one other option to vote on...... THE BURNT LEG DRAMA..... :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:


I managed an entire trip in January and never once burned myself. I also avoided being stumble down, stupid drunk, and getting on a motorbike taxi. :D

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I voted for option # 6 - WHO GIVES A PHUCK !!!!! :shock: :P :lol:

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I voted for option # 6 - WHO GIVES A PHUCK !!!!! :shock: :P :lol:


I vote #6 as well. Bunch of damn women worried about how I am going to be in SJO. For all you know I may be very low key. I may just hit low end MPs all day long and be in my room watching novellas and cartoons. Bastards all of you. :x

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CR sucks, stay home drama queen. :evil:

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