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After reading all the warnings, I thought I was doomed.I just got back from CR, and I cant believe I was not
robbed... beaten...shook down by the police...drugged...banged in the arse by a tranny,and as far as I know I have not gotten that pesky swine flu thng.

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I came... I saw... I came

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I wouldn't admit to it either, if I got banged in the arse by a tranny

Why not ? Spanky admitted to it. Here's his quote from a thread a while back:

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

You kind of opened the door on this one Bro.

Glad you had a good trip

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Take a walk on the wild side.

don't feel bad, a more experienced monger could have accomplished all that and more!

in fact, on one of my first visits, albeit under the guidance of our esteemed members El Ciego and the suspect proprietor of The Cardboard Inn, Inc, I was able to successfully complete all but one of the above mentioned pleasures....Food Poisoning was substituted for the then unknown Swine Flu.

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

Hey Cdude--Some guys have all the luck, all the fun, The rest of us have to content ourselves with just gettin' it wet.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Californicatordude.... You failed to mention inciting riots among the fruit vendors. And the arse-banging wasn't from a tranny, was it? I thought that one of Circus' favoritas strapped on the peg and took you back to your sailing days. You also failed to mention the fatties. Now THAT'S survival against all odds.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

It seems like you went to Disneyworld and didn't ride any of the rides.

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My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming...." MAN....WHAT A RIDE!!!!"

Sorry you are disappointed with the regular menu. If you would like any of these special interest activities on a future trip, please, let us know in advance so that we can arrange to serve your needs better.

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

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