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One morning at the office, a man mentions to a female co-worker that her hair smells nice today. The woman goes ballistic, storms into her supervisor's office and loudly yells that she's quitting and will file a sexual harassment suit.
"Come on", says the supervisor, "What's wrong with a man that tells a woman that her hair smells nice?"
She replies, "Because he's a phucking midget!"

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Too funny, Jaz