I think Matt needs to re-write the descriptions of the penthouses as I believe only 1 (maybe 2) have balconies.
Some of the penthouses like 201, 202, 310 and 311 have large screen TV's both in the living area and bedroom areas ..
I believe ALL of the penthouses including 203 have a private 28 jet jacuzzi as well as a private sauna.. Not sure where else in SJ you can find a room like that for the money other than here and SL.
I stayed in Room 203 over my birthday weekend in Febryary and I found it be an Awesome room, It does not a couch but has 2 comfortable chairs and a small cocktail table instead. I found the TV to be quite adewuate, and did not experience the noise problems described above... but I do not spend a lot of time in my room, other than to sleep and
I agree Matt needs to rework the descriptions of the rooms on the web site, but I don't think this poster ever approached Matt about his disappointment or I am quite SURE this would have been addressed immediately and he most likely would have been resulted in an offer of an upgrade or an future nights stay in the nicer penthouses either gratis or at the normal rate of the penthouses you stayed in. (above penthouses mentioned above I believe are a step up in price)