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Anybody dare to show this to their gringas?

Dad had a good

Damn. This should be printed IN LARGE LETTERS at the top of every U.S. marriage certificate !!!

* Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
* Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
* Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
* Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
* During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
* Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the Ch*ldren to be quiet.
* Be happy to see him.
* Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
* Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
* Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
* Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
* Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
* Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
* Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
* A good wife always knows her place.

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Too bad they didn't mean that the way we would like.

This was read aloud by one of the bride's maids at a nephews wedding. I found myself thinking, "What's wrong with that? She'd be happier, he'd be happier, all would be well. The marriage could last for decades." Then the bride'smaids all laughed derisively at the "old-fashioned" advice, stating categorically that their friend the bride would *never* comport herself that way. The P-whipped groom and groomsmen nodded sheepishly and many, mostly women in the assembled party laughed.

Me? I sat quietly, thinking that this is as God intended, that women were to be subservient to men, that even the Bible states that women must be this way. Even the good Christians assembled at this Irish wedding (which felt more like an Irish wake) chuckled at how "outrageous" the advice to brides in the '50's was.





Point is, none of them even considered that this strategy would keep men happy. Of course, no one gives a damn about that now; men are expected to be New Age-y, sensitive "equal" partners, who will in divorce get f*cked despite their alleged "equality." She and her female friends will ensure that he is castrated, penned and domesticated like a steer until she tires of him or "needs space to find (her)self." Pitiful, really.

Thanks Orange for bringing back this bitter memory of a wedding from Hell. Gotta say though, those Irish colleens sure can be smokin' hot! Almost showed 'em my shilleighleigh. Faith and begora.....

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

*Remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

*Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night.

# You have no right to question him.

# A good wife always knows her place.

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

si si and always swallow his load and call your friends over for orgies because he needs to phuck more than one hole