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(1) The roundest Knight at King Arthur's Roundtable was Sir Cumference. He got that big by eating too much pi
(2) I thought I saw an Alaskan eye doctor on an island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian
(3) A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an alegbra class. It was a weapon of math disruption
(4) A butcher backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work
(5) No matter how much you push the envelope, it's still stationery
(6) A grenade thrown into a French kitchen results in linoleum blown apart
(7) 2 silk worms had a race, They ended up in a tie
(8) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
(9) Atheism is a non-prophet organization
(10) 2 hats were hanging on a hat rack, One said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head,"
(11) I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger, Then it hit me.
(12) When cannibals ate the missionary, they got a taste of religion
(13) A chicken crossing the road is an example of poultry in motion
(14) A short fortune-teller who escaped from jail was a small medium at large
(15) A man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran
(16) A backward poet writes inverse
(17) In democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes
<<< and finally >>>
(18) Don't join dangerous cults; practice safe sects

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

These are really cute. But, I also had the thought that if English was not your first language then these snippits would go right over your head.

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I agree completely with Brother El Viejo, but that's the other reason I posted them: enjoyment for those who enjoy the wordplay and schooling for those that wish to tune-up their idiomatic English. No offense meant to anyone. It shows what a complex, marvellous and sometimes baffling language English is.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

This is for the ones that do not understand ingles
Google chistes de pepito
Also works for learning Spanish