www.CostaRicaTicas.com

At first I thought this one sounds pretty good.
By the end of the ad I decided just another Gringa.

The bold type is my emphasis.
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How much of a woman do you think you can handle? - 30 (Ocala)
http://ocala.craigslist.org/w4m/1112707721.html

30 yo female divorced... I'm looking for a 47 yo 6'2" red head; blonde;green or blue eyed masculine and active. I'm looking for a man that is willing and ready to make love anywhere at anytime. A man that works hard and has family values. I want a man who wants a family. I'm 30 getting older and I want to have more babiesI want to have a huge family. I can cook, sew, build, massage and dance for you if you want. I laugh and play and study hard. I work hard for what I need I have no other requests. I have 2 Ch*ldren and have no need for games. I want a serious unordinary crazy spontaneous man to sweep me off my feet and tell me the ending of the fairytale I want to live. I'm very loyal compassionate and bubbly. I want a long lasting relationship that holds promising. Do not respond if you are younger than 47. Do not respond if you are looking for sex. I am not a 1 time stander. I will not reply to your naked pics and do not jack off to you online. You must make at least 6 figures a year and be ready for a ride of your life. I'm not kidding.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

I should drive to Ocala and spit in this girls face....
What's she bringing to the table?


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

will she settle for a 'pearl' necklace?

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

“I can cook, sew, build, massage and dance for you”, she figures that is worth a six figure salary. In CR, the maid will do it for 5000c.

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Hit them fast, Hit them hard and NEXT!
A good chica is like a good carpenter - No wood gets wasted!!!

2 K*ds and a typical Gringa attitude.

YMMV.

I got you beat with this one.

The post is now long gone, but here is the text (posted on another monger site)



except for greek and living with you - w4m - 30 (rt. 60)

Reply to: [email=pers-xbxpd-1100839686@craigslist.org?subject=except%20for%20greek%20and%20living%20with%20you%20-%20w4m%20-%2030%20%28rt.%2060%29]pers-xbxpd-1100839686@craigslist.org[/email] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Date: 2009-03-31, 1:53PM EDT

I would do anything to get you to give me 100K. It sounds like a lot
and some people may laugh but i maid this deal with an elder man who
cam over and gave me a cashier's check. I haven't cashed it and nnow I
can't/won't. He was a sweet old man from Lowell who is struggling in a
fight against cancer. I just don't want to take his money
thinking/knowing that he may die. I have been to visit a few times but
he doesn't seem to be getting better and at my last visit I told him
that if he passed I would give the money to cancer research as he
doesn't want his family to know about out would be arrangement.

Anyway, I need to find someone a little younger/healthier who can
afford to give me the money. Let me know if you are the one. Also I do
not gove my pic over the computer but can meet you any day that you
want and can talk on the phone. I am a beautiful black woman in boston
looking to make a few of my dreams come true. i can always host and I
can be your companion or just the persom who makes you feel great from
time to time. Tell me what you want. I won't turn you down.


* Location: rt. 60
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Another winner posting:
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http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/w4m/1115658484.html
JUST LOOK INSIDE (JACKSONVILLE)

Date: 2009-04-10, 7:01AM EDT


I want a man with money who..... will spend it on me. I have a job, own my own home and car. Just want to try something different. If you think this is you send me an email with pic. If I like what I you write and the pic I will respond back.

You must be 37 and up if you are under 37 I will not respond. In good shape, have money, no facial hair , non drug user and smoker. You get the point. I will be waiting for you.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

Oh my God, I fail all this woman's tests (except the "over 37" part.) I may go kill my self .

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED